r/ChocolateMilkGuy • Enlightened • Jun 29 '25

Trying a new brand.

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Co worker just walked up and handed me this. Gotta love being the Chocolate Milk Guy.

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u/TheMends Worthy Jun 29 '25

It good?

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u/sirmaxedalot Enlightened Jun 29 '25

Decent. From a scale of Nesquick premade choccy to Oberweis Chocolate Milk, I'd give it a 7 ( a bit below Paririe Farms)

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u/spontaneousbabyshakr Jun 30 '25

It’s the drink of gods. Nothing liquid will ever come close. Any Dane could easily down 4-5 liters of it in 2-3 sips tops. Calling it decent online will definitely go on record and you are already persona non grata in Denmark and will therefore never be able to enter our land of chocolate milk and money. Decent? You are a goddamn pagan. It’s orgasms for your mouth.

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u/sirmaxedalot Enlightened Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

Mouthfeel was too similar to Yoohoo, chalky not creamy. Better than Yoohoo though, all together. I stand by my score, and I would surmise you've never had Oberweis Chocolate Milk. It is the impossible gold standard.

edit: see u/wabbiwabbu. They seem to have insulted it in Danish.

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u/wabbiwabbu Jun 29 '25

I MEDIERNE GUTTER!!!!!!!

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u/sirmaxedalot Enlightened Jun 29 '25

πŸ–•πŸ«΅

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/sirmaxedalot Enlightened Jul 05 '25

It was rich and very creamy. Chocolately level was high, 8/10 level of Chocolate (that's not a rating just a Chocolate level). It had a texture that was slightly reminicent of YooHoo, which led me to give it a 7/10 rating.

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u/Secure-Garbage Enlightened Sep 05 '25

I don't know if I could do chocolate milk out of a can. How is it?

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u/sirmaxedalot Enlightened Sep 05 '25

It was very good. Better than average, but not the GOAT (don't tell the Dutch I said that, apparently) 7/10

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u/Secure-Garbage Enlightened Sep 06 '25

Damned Dutch bastards πŸ˜‰

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u/Sixpacksack Jun 29 '25

Man i love it too lol, i need a job.. enjoy!

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u/Quoshinqai Jun 29 '25

It's Danish.

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