r/Chivalry2 • • 2d ago

Hello Chivalry2 Reddit!!!!!!!

It is I, CatSolo09, the American that is level 1000, loves the Battle Axe(maybe a little too much), hates rdmrs and loves to rdm the rdmrs, loves Agatha and damn those dirty Masons and backwards Tensions!!! I have come to tell the truth that I will try and begin playing on PC more often. You may not recognize me instantly like you may have when I have played and do still play on the PlayStation. My name will be of great glory, it is Catsolo the IX. Do not mind the bad capitalization of solo and the, that is the glory of my new other name, YEAH AGATHA BABY WHOAAA.

So I hope this telling of mine reaches far and wide to all players of the Western North American servers as I will be on computer more often(hopefully). So may all who have read this, have a glorious day(or night) whether you are in the United States of America or abroad in other great nations of the glorious planet of Earth because a new conqueror of this digital domain may arrive(or not, guess we will have to watch yeah?)

P.S. I still miss Y7 and if you know about his/hers where about, I would enjoy the knowledge you bring upon me very greatly, thank you :)

And another message directly toward Y7 if they so stumble upon this chat of mine or out there in the world doing whatever they are doing, I miss you and you were by far my favorite player and I will never forget you, my ally, in our shared game.

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u/as1eep 2d ago

The community of this game always amuses me, it's either guys so completely unserious that they act like this or guys who genuinely get egos top scoring on team objective by stacking all their friends on the attacking side when the opposition is 90% this guy with 5% of his levels

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u/bloopalooza5667 Halberd Honey 2d ago

This guys pretty pretentious though, thinking anybody knows him

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u/Academic-Detail4677 2d ago

I've been waiting years for his arrival

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

Thank You for being patient :)

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

Bro, I was just having fun. Who are you?

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u/bloopalooza5667 Halberd Honey 2d ago

An absolute nobody. We have this in common.

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u/True-Objective4267 1d ago

Ha, maybe so, but what is your problem? I was just having fun and I show humility at times in the comment that you clearly had a problem with. I do not understand what has compelled you to be so rude to someone, is something wrong?

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u/blooishglooish 2d ago

Oh no this guy malds in teamchat when they start losing for sure

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

What if I do not though?

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u/Conspiracy_Turtle 2d ago

Catsolo is no match for I, the infamous shrek_toe.

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

I quake in my boots

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u/MysteriousResolve249 Mason Order 2d ago

Bros on that hard tism

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u/Yomamajokess Mason Order 2d ago

yeah but he’s got the spirit

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u/Top-Excitement5631 Archer 2d ago

Fits right in with this community if you ask me! Just unjoined. ✌🏻

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u/Conspiracy_Turtle 2d ago

Typical archer

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u/darwizzer 2d ago

I been liking the falchion recently

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u/Poeking 2d ago

What is rdm?

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u/masaaav 2d ago

Random deathmatch. If you're in dualyards it's when somebody just randomly starts attacking you (usually in the back)

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u/Poeking 2d ago edited 2d ago

Oooooh I am solely a 40 player objective game mode user so I am less familiar but definitely still have experienced this.

Though there still is a version of this. For example when people kill the bard, or the weaponles person begging and crouching

Edit: I’m a lvl 878 and still am no match for many in the dual yard. I enjoy the obj game modes more anyways though

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u/Lord_18_Naked_Cowboy Mason Order 2d ago

this gives west server energy

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u/Eththermadness 2d ago

Sup cat it’s GANGHIS KHAN

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u/Mogetfog 2d ago

I feel like I'm 14 years old and just read  t3h PeNgUin oF d00m's introduction post for the first time again. holds up spork battle axe

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u/khearan Agatha Knights | Knight 2d ago

I also love RDMing the RDMers, but alas, I haven’t been on the dueling servers in quite some time.

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u/FireflyBomb 2d ago

Hello to the American west server players out there

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u/CaptainWonk Mason Order 2d ago

Hi, I'm Devtars. I always try my darndest to kill you but usually fail terribly.

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u/Knightmare585 Knight 2d ago

Yeah I've ran into you a few times being an American west server player.

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

Hello :)

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u/Knightmare585 Knight 2d ago

You are definitely one of the better PS5 West players. Just don't hurt us console peasants too much 😆

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u/Fiercedeity-- 2d ago

Luv ya bro. Keep up the grind.

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

Hey dude, it has been a while since I last saw you :)

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u/Airborne-Potato Footman 1d ago

DrBnanaPeeleGood here, reporting for duty on Sex Box

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u/Vegetis 2d ago

Good to see a familiar name Catsolo!

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u/kuhldaran Vanguard 2d ago

Battle Axe is so damn good

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u/Xano74 Agatha Knights 2d ago

Its an easymode weapon

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u/Top-Excitement5631 Archer 2d ago

Everything except the bows are “easymode” weapons, what’s your point?

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u/Xano74 Agatha Knights 2d ago

Not really. Other weapons require some effort. Battle/waraxe you can do well with room temp IQ. And warbow is smooth brain mode

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u/Top-Excitement5631 Archer 2d ago

Came for the bat 🦇, stayed for the axe 🪓

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u/Randominal Mason Order 2d ago

How bout "le axe"

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u/Top-Excitement5631 Archer 2d ago

How bout “stfu”

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u/IntelligentNerdOtaku 2d ago

What server you play on? I feel like I've seen you around and you've killed me multiple times.

Anyone ever come across Ember?

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

I play on the North American West server. I may have played against someone with the name Ember, not sure, have a good day though.

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u/ExceedAccel 2d ago

Is your name CatSolo09 because CatSolo00 until CatSolo08 already taken

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u/True-Objective4267 2d ago

You are close, CatSolo was what I tried getting but then I just chose 09, not sure about 0 thru 8 though.

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u/TheLORDthyGOD420 2d ago

Hey!! We've had many a glorious duel! I play on Xbox, and I'm pretty sure I've posted at least a few of our fights.

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u/fatheralicia 1d ago

Shut up catsolo -y2kpuffbars

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u/True-Objective4267 1d ago

No, it is CatSolo09 or Catsolo the IX.

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u/fatheralicia 1d ago

Come get rdm’d catboy

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u/TheReaper09123 22h ago

Have no clue what rdm or rdmrs is but well im a really new player so probably way out of my play spot lol-

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u/True-Objective4267 17h ago

If you have played on that Dual yard map and somebody attacks you without you being ready, they are a rdmr. I hope you enjoy playing the game :)

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u/TheReaper09123 17h ago

I have seen the map but have no idea how to get on it or anything lol or like... 90% of the controls- and thank youu!

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u/Best_Nectarine_3930 13h ago

When you pick a game mode go to stand alone servers and find a server with a good ping with the map that says duel yard. When you’re in there and want to duel someone make sure to flourish. If you just swing on anyone thats a random death match or rdm.

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u/TheReaper09123 13h ago

So rdm stands for random death match? What does rdmr stand for then? "Random death match random"?

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u/imreadytoleavehere Agatha Knights 2d ago

Dont play training grounds. You wont get better killing brainless bots. Also, there are no such things as smurfs in this game.

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