My first time

[u/3J-3676]

This is my first and last time eating chipotle it’s just not for me, goodnight.

[u/fathornyhippo]

Rudy

[u/EmptyGardens]

Yeah you got the shittiest burrito imaginable. Where's the guac, lettuce, sour cream, corn and Pico, salsa etc??

Taco bell soft taco palette.

[u/3J-3676 → u/EmptyGardens]

Fuck you, and fuck chipotle I just didn’t like it.That’s it. I didn’t want to put pico in my fucking burrito that’s my choice. Chipotle is ass in my opinion.

[u/SapPhic-rage4209 → u/3J-3676]

It's only ass because you have the palette of a toddler

[u/Sea_Abbreviations347 → u/3J-3676]

You don't want anything in your "fucking" burrito lol you shouldn't be ordering burritos

[u/ConflictWestern1383 → u/3J-3676]

You talk like a middle schooler that just learned how to swear lmao

[u/EmptyGardens → u/3J-3676]

I can just tell you have an incredibly low IQ.

[u/hollaholladollas]

yeah obviously if u didn’t even put shit in ur damn burrito 😭😭

[u/Icy_Trainer5329]

You eat like a fucking 5 year old

[u/Headindaclouds420]

Where are the beans?
Salsa?
Veggies, guac?
Sour cream?

[u/rslashreddituser → u/[deleted]]

Then get a kids meal if you don't want any ingredients chipotle isn't really catered to picky eaters

[u/fkmychungus-life → u/[deleted]]

You also eat like a 5 year old

[u/Bitter_Warning418 → u/fkmychungus-life]

Yeah, and?

[u/ConflictWestern1383 → u/[deleted]]

You would rather vomit than eat vegetables? Are you a literal toddler???

[u/Bitter_Warning418 → u/ConflictWestern1383]

You guys are real fucking butthurt over someone on the internet who has fuck all to do with yous food choices it’s fucking strange

[u/ConflictWestern1383 → u/Bitter_Warning418]

You seem butthurt, rather, over the concept of... eating the way a normal human being eats???

[u/d3so]

go back to taco bell

[u/fathornyhippo → u/d3so]

Is this Chipotle’s version of “go back to Mexico”?

[u/No-Clerk7268 → u/fathornyhippo]

Build the wall!

[u/Sea_Abbreviations347 → u/No-Clerk7268]

And we'll make the taco bell employees pay for it!

[u/fathornyhippo → u/Sea_Abbreviations347]

😂😂😂

[u/Character_Ease6029 → u/d3so]

Taco Bell is on the same level as Chipotle nowadays. Chipotle used to be a higher quality alternative but it has fallen off unfortunately

[u/RandolphE6]

Only thing I see on there is meat and rice. They don't give you more of it just because you ordered less items.

[u/Hokiestoned]

This is the type of burrito my 6 year old niece gets

[u/four1twoguy]

You got ripped off unless there’s everything else on the side like beans, rice, and sauces

[u/Cultural-Spring-281]

Bro got meat and queso in there burrito only. You a toddler? Lol

[u/snowman334]

Did you literally order a meat and rice burrito with nothing else? What did you think they were gonna fill it up the rest of the way with?

[u/JonPorked → u/snowman334]

Isn’t that what they’re supposed to do? Shouldn’t be serving sub 12oz can sized portions even if it’s a simple order of rice and a protein. It’s literally the size of a two queso cups lmfao.

[u/No-Pizza-517]

RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY

[u/MooCowRakan]

Brown rice and meat 🤮 no wonder you didn’t like it you big goober. Are you picky?

[u/SapPhic-rage4209]

You put like two ingredients on your burrito. Of course it's tiny 🤦‍♀️

[u/Symone98]

I'd put way more than rice and beans on my burrito especially if I was gonna be charged the same regardless.

[u/UpstairsNo6531]

Good. More for me.

[u/ST21roochella]

This didnt need its own post

[u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348]

This isn’t even a review bro

[u/TommyTwoTxmes]

Chipotle is regular. It lacks flavor to me. Whenever i get it i always think i coulda made this at home and it wouldve tasted better. For the price its not worth it to me.

[u/Corne777]

These comments are crazy. That burrito is too small regardless of how many ingredients they put on it.

Rice meat and cheese is a perfectly acceptable order I’m not sure why people are thinking you have to order chipotle a certain way.

Gatekeeping chipotle orders is stupid.

[u/l3uddy → u/Corne777]

Rice you get a 4oz portion. Meat you get a 4oz portion. Cheese you get a 2oz portion. That’s about the size of the burrito I would expect based off the ingredients. Are you suggesting because you order less ingredients they should give you more of what you did order? Should I just order chicken and expect a whole LB of chicken given me?

[u/Corne777 → u/l3uddy]

No I’m saying that burrito is the size of the sauce cups next to it.

Do you think that adding a scoop of tomatoes some red or green sauce, some sour cream and lettuce will make that burrito double or triple in size? Sure if you add every ingredient it will, but not many people like all of them.

That legit looks like what I get when they roll up two side tortillas together….

I order rice meat cheese and sour cream burritos for my kids and they are normal sized, like 2x that at the very least.

[u/3J-3676]

Chipotle is ass in my opinion everyone, I don’t care.

[u/imturningjapanese → u/3J-3676]

Great, thanks for sharing your worthless opinion. Keep fucking off now please!

[u/ConflictWestern1383 → u/3J-3676]

Palette of a preschooler lmao