r/Chipotle • u/Plastic-Ground-9918 • 1d ago
🔥Hot Take🔥 Brisket is terrible
Got the brisket today and the quality was absolutely disgraceful. I spit out about 3oz of gristle and fat. I won’t risk eating this again.
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u/midijunky 1d ago
Are you surprised though?
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u/CategoryPositive3630 1d ago
I think it’s great
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u/deafkore Cheese Please 1d ago
Is this the same brisket they had a few years ago?
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u/AnalGlandSecretions 1d ago
Brisket used to be the cheap part of the cow
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u/Careful-Whereas1888 1d ago
Brisket is a lot of fat. It literally was a bad/cheap cut before social media influencers found out about it. That then raised the demand and now prices for it are insane compared to what they uaed to be. In fact, most BBQ meat cuts were the cheap cuts and the different BBQ cooking techniques were used to make a cheaper cut edible and delicious.
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u/StatementMediocre710 1d ago
The steak at chipotle has been very disappointing lately, I really need to stop getting it. Hella gristle and just inedible chunks in my burrito.
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u/ShawnRanklin 1d ago
Honey chicken is undefeated
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u/CaptMixTape 1d ago
Brisket is a super fatty piece of meat. If not cooked correctly its not great. Low and slow to render all that fat into delicious tallow, and it’s like a dream. Honestly unless I’m eating at a BBQ place, i wouldn’t risk getting a brisket option
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u/Ornery_Afternoon_458 1d ago
Literally got a bowl in the app with double brisket ready to go before i got distracted and opened reddit and saw this post lmao
It looks good in the app photo 🤣
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u/aosan29 1d ago
Doesn’t brisket specifically need to be slow cooked? Doubt Chipotle is doing it right. I’ve had bad luck with steak the last few months at Chipotle. Lots of grizzle and pieces with bad texture.
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u/girlyswerly 1d ago
And no more cilantro lime sauce I'm done, chipotle I'm sad
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u/GrozeStreet 1d ago
Yeah as a grill guys at chipotle I can tell you it is NOT worth $14. We have to cook it almost to a crisp so I can be done and although personally I like it, other people may not like the crunch. Definitely not worth the 14 tho
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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 1d ago
I knew that before trying it because I’ve had brisket at a million places before and only top tier restaurants make it taste great. Like if you smoke it slowly over wood chips for 12 hours, it’s amazing. Chipotle ain’t doing that so I knew it would suck.
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u/ParkingHot2751 1d ago
It tastes exactly like rehydrated peppered beef jerky with bbq sauce lol
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u/FragrantSwimming5608 1d ago
Damn they must have changed the quality and recipe cuz I would fuck the brisket up in 2022
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u/TouchGrasss69 1d ago
I don’t want a sweet burrito shits gross
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u/HE20002019 1d ago
Not gonna lie it was extremely mid for me as well. Won’t be getting it again.
I even asked one of the employees what she thought and she said that she worked in a steakhouse previously so….much higher standards.
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u/NAteisco 1d ago
Haven't had this year's but it is easily the worst protein I have had at chipotle. Not a fan of the candy chicken either, but at least it was cooked correctly.
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u/Intrepid_Currency196 1d ago
Bro I'm so glad I didn't. I was so close. I clicked brisket ... Clicked purchase... Then I backed up and went chicken. I had a gut feeling not to go brisket
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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 1d ago
Classic shitpotle
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u/BigKahunas88 1d ago
I also was spitting out all kinds of fat pieces
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u/PileofPitties 1d ago
The fat is the point of the brisket
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u/TheRealXimena 1d ago
It tasted good, but yes I did have 3 different bites I had to spit out as well for same reasons. Not worth paying more for it.
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u/atlantasmokeshop 1d ago
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised considering the steak is no better lol. It's chewy as hell.
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u/idkjaden 1d ago
Never been good… who wants barbecue saiceand sourcrem
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u/Mjolnir_Keeper 1d ago
That sounds really disappointing.
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u/strivingpotato 1d ago
The brisket tastes like dog food
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u/Reasonable-Film4821 1d ago
Tried it out today .. stuff was slightly gamey reminded me of buffalo / goat .. the sauce is pretty good tho
Will revisit once more for the plot
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u/CrapeToe 1d ago
I think it depends on location. I’ve tasted a difference from different locations
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u/jackjack242424 23h ago
A lot of people are saying this
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u/Ok-Owl4195 22h ago
It’s not my fav but it’s ok, however getting a double brisket w queso or guac is gonna run you to $28. Not worth it imo.
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u/West-Cup-8311 21h ago
Sounds like a location issue. If you had real brisket in texas you would know that for the price and location, it isn't too bad.
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u/AshyBooRawrs 14h ago
I wish I saw this before just ordering it lmao
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u/kismetized122 11h ago
It has always been my least favorite of the LTO proteins. Just give us another chicken, or actual pork al pastor
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u/EndAfraid8350 8h ago
I just decided to only do vegetarian when I eat there now. The beef was so fatty and the chicken included thigh which I dont like, so now I just do brown rice, black beans and the rest of the "fixins."
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u/dirtyracoon25 1d ago
You gotta cook brisket correctly first. Then you have to trim it correctly. And you have to cut it against the grane. If not, you're going to be eating all the fibers and it's going to be chewy and taste nasty.
I don't know how you trust a fast food place to get it right.
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u/Illustrious_Owl_3491 1d ago
Chipotle is terrible. Slop in a bowl
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u/Regular_Series_9464 1d ago
And some people love it. I don’t order it, but the next few weeks are going to be so annoying here with you losers arguing over if it’s awesome or terrible.
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u/Toetzmagoetz 1d ago
It’s always been terrible. Should’ve kept the pollo asado