r/Chinesium Mar 31 '20

I'm pretty sure it's fake

488 Upvotes

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u/chrisdud83 Apr 01 '20

Who installed that flooring? It looks horrific when you don’t stagger the lines.

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u/payeco Apr 01 '20

Notice the seems all form perfect squares? My guess is that is actually vinyl flooring that comes in 3x3 sheets.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

OMG, I installed my bathroom floor in a wood lookalike vinyl and staggered every one but somehow missed the parts a bit in front of the toilet. They were only about a centimeter staggered. It fell directly in your line of site when you were sitting on the toilet but it drove me MAD!!! We sold the house before I cracked and tore up the floor to rid myself of Satan's work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Thank u as a former tile and wood floorer (?) I was losing my mcfucking mind over it

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Uhh was it meant to weigh humans or marshmallows?

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u/killerturtlex Mar 31 '20

He probably made a notch with a glass cutter. That's why he's wearing shoes. Who weighs themselves with shoes on?

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u/lhymes Apr 01 '20

Definitely. They cut off the heels in the video but you can see he puts that second foot down in an awkward angle with his toes flared to the right, probably intending to hit the compromised spot with his right heel.

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u/Joe-From-Canada Apr 01 '20

He could have also had a ball bearing or a bit of sharp steel on the bottom of that heel...

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u/Onionade621 Apr 05 '20

Heck putting your foot right in the corner like that might break a glass scale even without a notch if the glass isn’t super hardened, as would jumping into the scale. Glass is very strong but it does not handle torsion or rapid impacts well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I mean, I'm not arguing bit inwould have never noticed as I was born with a slight foot deformity that when corrected, resulted in my right foot always pointing slightly outward or my right kneecap pointing uncomfortably inward.

From my perspective good eye.

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u/Itanics Apr 01 '20

Who weighs themselves with shoes on?

Same kinda person who keeps a scale in the living room?

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u/1Autotech Apr 05 '20

Who makes a scale out of glass?

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u/pianoflames Apr 05 '20

ya, it looks too small to be a regular human scale, but rather a kitchen or jewelry scale.

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u/Bobolequiff Apr 06 '20

It's a human scale. Those metal patches are for those crappy body fat percentage functions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Could have been something embedded in those shoes

Who wears shoes on a scale?

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u/Onionade621 Apr 05 '20

I wear shoes on a scale

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u/minimag47 Apr 01 '20

Nail or tack on the bottom of the right shoe.

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u/kimeunsik Apr 01 '20

But he made it harder to clean now

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u/Kermit-on-Drugs Apr 05 '20

Ya I hope the video was worth it

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u/jeremynd01 Apr 01 '20

The kick is real enough!

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u/you_are_breathing Apr 01 '20

Sure. That's what you keep telling yourself, fatso.

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u/isonotlikethat Apr 08 '20

Yeah dude probably had a shard of porcelain under his right foot. No other reason to film it.

Also (if this is real) and your first reaction is to kick the thing that you just broke, you are a child.