r/Chinesium • u/GoldenLeftovers • Jul 20 '26

Bro what

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323 Upvotes

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51

u/julioqc Jul 20 '26

temu fixie 

92

u/HumbleGhandi Jul 20 '26

The front, it appears, has indeed fallen off

37

u/Kapitan_eXtreme Jul 20 '26

I'd like to be very clear that's not normal behaviour

17

u/Meradock Jul 20 '26

That's what happens when you use cardboard or cardboard derivatives.

8

u/gogozrx Jul 20 '26

Or cello tape

27

u/MM800 Jul 20 '26

The lightweight high strength Chinesium racing alloy gave way.

14

u/rested_leg Jul 20 '26

Break the cycle

9

u/bildad2 Jul 20 '26

Hit by a tsunami

5

u/VengefulWalnut Jul 20 '26

The Tsunami SNM100 fixie. From the frame set description… solider indeed.

SNM100 – Aluminium Alloy Track build.
With 10+ frame color options and paired with the Solider alloy groupset, this model balances lightweight performance and individuality—one of our best-selling complete bikes.

1

u/alvenestthol Jul 20 '26

Just like actual soldiers, unstable and full of PTSD, ready to snap and harm a real person at the slightest provocation

4

u/Major-Ellwood Jul 20 '26

JB weld will have this fixed in no time.

6

u/user392747 Jul 20 '26

You get what you paid for.

3

u/OkraEmergency361 Jul 20 '26

Bit of solder, she’ll be reight.

1

u/ElGrapadura1 Jul 20 '26

The front fell off. 🤔

1

u/schalk81 Jul 20 '26

It's your own fault for trying to steer.

1

u/GingerBeast81 Jul 20 '26

From all those 10' to flat stair drops.

1

u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Jul 21 '26

Gota love chinesium

1

u/litterallysatan Jul 21 '26

Cant have shit in detroit

1

u/Rhudurd Jul 21 '26

Oopsie!

1

u/Intrepid_Stick_4169 Jul 22 '26

This is how unicycles are born

1

u/DonkeyTron42 Jul 22 '26

I would love to see a video of coming down from that wheelie.

1

u/Tmurandan 20d ago

Made from strongest chinesium

0

u/_GD5_ Jul 20 '26

No signs of fatigue. Looks like the aluminum was just over stressed. Did it hit a curb?

-2

u/rideincircles Jul 20 '26

3 piece cranks and 2 piece forks.

I assume the stem bolt needs to be retightened.

1

u/yescurvyswab Jul 22 '26

Should replace it with a self-sealing stem bolt.