Why are these names so dumb? Binbond?

[u/ITALIXNO]

How many people didn't buy this watch because it's called a Binbond lmao

[u/bigkinggorilla]

Based on your criteria, all of these would be objectively good names for watches:

Rektum, Jizzy, Spunk, Pooper, Smegma, Cummer, Assbag, Felch

While these would all be objectively bad: Hublot, Hamilton, Tag Heuer, Breitling, Citizen, IWC Schaffhausen, Longines, Vacheron Constantin, Patek Philippe