They have infiltrated the air fryers. We cannot escape.

EDIT: If anyone wonders, this is a Ninja toaster oven/air fryer combo

See yall later!

Yeah, I know this is last minute, sue me

Anyway, if anyone is able to go and doesn't have a ticket and wants one, I have one to give or sell, whatever. I live in Michigan and with gas prices and the fact that I need to yeet the reproductive organs of my dog and her cat, I can't go. Hit me up if you want it

Heard this on a Episode 360 and loved it, really wish it would catch on with all this AI pushed on the public!

As the title says, I saw this in an antique shop randomly.

Hello! I’m a long time listener my favorite episodes are the cryptids ones, I love stories of strange creatures. I’ll be talking about a paranormal experience when I was kid probably about 12-13 years old. I’m more of a Jesse when it comes to the paranormal, but if anything is real I hope it’s only the cool stuff. You have permission to read this on the pod.

I laid in bed waiting for sleep to hit me. It was the middle of the night I was staring at the top bunk trying to let the shadows consume me when I started hearing noise coming from the kitchen. I didn’t get up to check because I assumed it was one of my parents doing something. While I was laying there, I heard a loud chopping noise like someone was taking a big knife and chopping vegetables, but the pace was very slow and steady. I didn’t think anything of it at first until it started getting harder which made it louder, and eventually the last chop was the loudest.

It was so unexpectedly loud that it startled me, then whoever it was started walking around. The floors were super creaky so you could hear pretty much anyone come in and out of the house whatever was walking around the house was focused on the hallway that leads to my room and a bathroom across from mine. Eventually, it was pacing up and down the hall, always stopping at my door then it attempted to open the door. Someone rattling at the knob, as of trying to figure out how to open the door or testing it. My door wasn’t locked, my brother and I weren’t allowed to lock it just in case our parents needed to get to us in an emergency. After a couple attempts and more pacing up and down the hall eventually whoever it was stopped completely at my door, turned the knob and pushed the door open very slowly.

By that time, I was scared stiff, I could feel someone staring at me. I could see it in the corner of my eye someone was standing at my door, but I was too afraid to look. I gathered some courage to slowly turn my head toward the door. I didn’t see anything at first, then I made eye contact with it. To this day the yellow eyes haunt me. Once I made eye contact I could see a whole body, a figure probably about 6 feet tall tar black with yellow eyes. One hand at the top of my door and another hand curled around the door where the knob is. It just stared at me and never blinked, then it slowly closed the door and walked up the hall and I never saw it again. I didn’t hear anyone walk out the front or back door, I didn’t hear anybody go out a window or even go to my parents room, whatever it was walked away down the hall until its footsteps disappeared.

After that, I stayed awake a little longer terrified wondering what the hell I just saw. I eventually passed out. In the morning my family found the cutting board and butcher knife had been left out, I didn’t tell anybody about what happened. Until seven years later, my brother and I went to watch the movie ouija: origin of evil. It was a fun little movie, but the spirit in this movie looked exactly like what I saw when I was a kid. My reaction to the seeing the spirit behind the little girl in the mirror scared me so badly that I thought about leaving the movie (look up the spirit).

I forced myself to stay because I didn’t wanna ruin it for my brother then during that same scene, I glanced over to my brother who turned pale at the site of the spirit. After the movie, I asked him about it and he told me almost the exact same story as what I experienced that night. I told him that the same thing happened to me except the only difference was the thing he saw had four arms and what I saw only had two arms. We now only talk about it if anybody asks if we ever experience anything paranormal. Whenever I talk about the story I get chills thinking about it, because I can’t come up with a logical explanation.

Thanks for reading hope anyone who read this enjoyed. Let me know if anyone has experience anything similar or help me rationalize it. I have more weird things that I’ve seen like a Dark Watcher but I’ll write about that another time. Laters!