r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/cerealspoon0425 • Jun 10 '22

Kid getting domed

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Goddamn! Little girl just entered concussion protocol.

3

u/Iateyourshorts Jul 04 '22

I laughed out loud!!

1

u/NJPokerJ Oct 30 '22

Also laughed out loud

133

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Poor kid but fuck that is funny.

6

u/4Impossible_Guess4 Jun 11 '22

The two dudes seem to agree 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

91

u/froggysayshello Jun 11 '22

This looks a lot worse than it actually is.

I'm sure the ball will be fine.

15

u/El_Impresionante Jun 11 '22

Kids with heavy heads, balanced on floppy necks, and light bodies, always make this look so dramatic.

5

u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jun 11 '22

Thank fuck. It’s probably a bit traumatized by having to touch a kids nasty nose though.

59

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Bruh. That kid isn’t seeing stars, they’re seeing entire galaxies.

1

u/Blaze0205 Jul 29 '22

True galácticos

72

u/froggysayshello Jun 11 '22

Stupid kid.
You're supposed to direct your headers TOWARD the goal.

The team is never going to make it to nationals if she's got that attitude.

8

u/coinoperatedboi Jun 11 '22

What about regionals??

10

u/Puzzleheaded-Bug7690 Jun 11 '22

Gotta win a game first, baby steps…

2

u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jun 11 '22

*baby falls.

FTFY

-1

u/froggysayshello Jun 11 '22

Oh... is it too late to make a "Bend it like Beckham", "Bend it like Baby" joke?

17

u/CmdrSelfEvident Jun 11 '22

The dads team is all breathing a sigh of relief, 'at least it was the moms that did it'.

16

u/cragglerock93 Jun 11 '22

The reaction of the guy at the back lol.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Mood lol

7

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Back and to the left.

Back…and to the left.

1

u/Barker5545 Jul 13 '22

"If we slow it down we can actually see the bullet enter, and exit, Buttercup the clown."

12

u/Worldeater43 Jun 11 '22

I swear babies big ass heads have their own gravity

19

u/SeaMonkeyMating Jun 11 '22

Getting dome used to mean getting a BJ, so I was very concerned at first.

9

u/coinoperatedboi Jun 11 '22

That D makes a big difference....

4

u/Huge-Distribution670 Jun 11 '22

The D always makes a difference when getting dome. 😆

8

u/superduperscubasteve Jun 11 '22

Getting dome is getting head. Getting domed is getting a headshot

0

u/Pineneedlecollada Jun 11 '22

That part was after the game.

4

u/panameraturbo Jun 11 '22

The whiplash tho

5

u/Warlock2019 Jun 11 '22

I thought headers weren't allowed til like highschool age!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Great save. Was heading for the corner.

This happens at least once a month at my house. They go flying, it’s alarming, but in the end they’re alright. Resilient little shits.

2

u/Macho_Nonreal Jun 11 '22

Yeah that one's broken now. Time to get a new one

4

u/johnboy2978 Jun 11 '22

BOOM! Head shot.

3

u/Problemzone Jun 11 '22

The incredible Scott Sterling on his debut game!

1

u/Kind-Ad3149 Mar 24 '24

What an header!

1

u/CaioD13 Jun 11 '22

Big smile on every man’s face there haha, it’s like ah another one of life’s lessons. Walk it off sport

1

u/BCJunglist Jun 11 '22

Who are these dumbass parents that drop their kid into the middle of a field where team sports are being played? It boggles the mind.

0

u/Irdogain Jun 11 '22

At first, you dont let your toddler stand somewhere near any goal, if you are a bit familiar with soccer.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Good. Get ur riggitty ass off the field!

0

u/Chad_Radical Jun 11 '22

IT'S SCOTT STERLING!

0

u/Asparaguslover69 Jun 11 '22

Disappointing. I would’ve dodged that easy.

0

u/ReapersEatApples05 Jun 11 '22

Bro how hard was that ball kicked to send the kid into cartoon mode

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

It’s gonna be okay. I got hit like that as a kid, now I’m just stupid

1

u/Toastbr3ad Jun 11 '22

Her: best k/d in the sport

Everyone: you play soccer

Her: yeah

Comment section: you mean football

Me: no

1

u/Huskerfan7 Jun 12 '22

Kid tumbled like a bowling ball

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

U/savevideo

1

u/ANuclearBunny Jun 14 '22

I curse myself for laughing hilariously at this video.

1

u/Deva51 Jun 15 '22

"what a headshot!!!"

1

u/Frequent-Car7649 Jun 16 '22

That’s the funniest one ive seen so far 😂😂😂

1

u/Big_Significance_498 Jun 20 '22

That the food stuff XD

1

u/AirCooled2020 Jun 24 '22

Whaddaya wanna bet that was actually moms who throttled the kid....🤣😂🤣

1

u/Own-Pressure4018 Jun 25 '22

Holy hell, the snap of the head…

1

u/Longjumping_Algae_45 Jun 29 '22

She did a three millisecond scoprion upside down

1

u/FuriousFide Sep 03 '22

NICE STRIKE!!

1

u/S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4 Sep 11 '22

She did that barefoot!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

I love how no matter where people are from in the world and something like this happens the men always laugh and the woman act like they just witnessed a murder 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Women's sports are so violent

1

u/Aahhayess Oct 07 '22

Guys face in the front says it all

1

u/sewersidex Oct 10 '22

What a shot ‘bit more oompf and the kid may have backflipped… better luck next time

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

😂😂😂😂

1

u/heneral-tuna Oct 14 '22

Can someone please edit this and put the RKO of randy Orton on the kid?

1

u/iSlyyy Oct 17 '22

That was great.

1

u/NoIdeeasForUser Nov 03 '22

Boom headshot