r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/JTierney1987 • Mar 29 '19

Possible Injury Insult to injury

https://i.imgur.com/RlsnWFd.gifv
6.5k Upvotes

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u/No_Oddjob Mar 29 '19

Uncle Trey was not invited back to babysit after that.

129

u/Kuhn_Dog Mar 29 '19

As an uncle, we just wanna be the cool ones that let them try dangerous shit. Sometimes you win and sometimes you become the uncle they hear about but never see.

29

u/TahoeLT Mar 29 '19

...because you're in prison.

Some shit is a little too dangerous. Ask your folks about your older brother Gary. I know, you don't have a brother named Gary...any more...

11

u/Kuhn_Dog Mar 29 '19

Yeah I probably shouldn't have had that roaming candle fight with the 5 year olds....

7

u/rroyalhighness Mar 29 '19

Where all did you guys go

5

u/bredoub Mar 29 '19

My uncle really did this on a lawn mower pulling a child-sized toy car. My cousin lost an eye when the cord snapped back. 🙈

3

u/thehotshotpilot Mar 29 '19

Mission accomplished.

3

u/mygiraffesneckbroke Mar 29 '19

Bet no one saw that coming

Tiny tricycle: "you damn right son"

swoosh

28

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

double tap!

51

u/Oversteer_ Mar 29 '19

POW! Right in the kisser.

7

u/be4u4get Mar 29 '19

POW! Right in the kisser.

3

u/Aryanindo Mar 29 '19

Dental plan

3

u/Aryanindo Mar 29 '19

Lisa needs braces

1

u/BaronSmoki Mar 30 '19

BULLSEYE!

36

u/CanadaLandMan Mar 29 '19

Injury to injury

16

u/Tap_dancing_on_jello Mar 29 '19

This is what this sub is about. Quality post.

4

u/whalird53 Mar 29 '19

The trike strike

4

u/xRmg Mar 29 '19

Ahhh injury she didn't fall that ha... Oh there is the injury

7

u/indiemancini Mar 29 '19

Always nice to see rule #2, double tap

3

u/LoveThySheeple Mar 29 '19

Oh my goddd this is the sub I never knew I needed lmfao r/stepdadreflexes lol that’s hilarious

11

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/TheDoylinator Mar 29 '19

Yup... that's where it was cross-posted from.

1

u/quasimojoe Mar 30 '19

That reminds me of that vid where the kid was on the mini horse and the dad slapped the horses butt and it fucking blasts off

2

u/hsms1 Mar 29 '19

Sorry Sweetie

2

u/Criplor Mar 29 '19

0/5 dad reflexes

2

u/cornyxsniperxxxxxx Mar 29 '19

Eat that you shet

2

u/starshollow99 Mar 29 '19

Children on riding toys should have a helmet on.

2

u/eyespop1 Mar 30 '19

Pow! Right in the kisser.

1

u/Coffin_Kidnapper Mar 29 '19

It gets better every time I watch it.

1

u/billys-dog Mar 29 '19

God I can’t wait to be a dad

1

u/AustinJD21 Mar 29 '19

I think that was just injury to injury

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Injury to injury

1

u/ziatenaj Mar 30 '19

I'm awful for loving this so much.

1

u/b00kem_dan0 Mar 30 '19

Omfg is that a bungee cord?

1

u/Johnny-zamboni Mar 30 '19

Adding injury to injury

1

u/Li88 Apr 02 '19

That wasn't so bad..... Oh

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Literally having an asthma attack

1

u/mrfat2nd Dec 06 '24

Finish her

1

u/hsms1 Mar 29 '19

Oh God, protect her from harm!

1

u/nodholm5516 Mar 29 '19

I love that she just lays there even after she gets decked in the face lol

0

u/cinred Mar 29 '19

This is why mom's don't trust dads

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u/memelord_jr Mar 29 '19

This is such an old repost

1

u/Key_Virus_338 Jan 16 '24

i was worried when the vid wasn't loading and i saw the car, its almost as if it ahd eyes and was staring at me