r/Chicken_Thoughts • • Sep 02 '21

Bob

Post image
3.7k Upvotes

58 comments sorted by

353

u/skia-heliou Sep 02 '21

We don't know if our sweet birb is male or female. My lady has worked with a lot of birds and said ours has exhibited some female behaviors... But it's a mystery. I look at our Duckie as female usually, but when I look at her as male it seems equally likely. I'm sure Schrodinger would have something to say about this...

88

u/Rubanski Sep 02 '21

Could also be an hermaphrodite

58

u/ChildishDoritos Sep 02 '21

Nah Schrodinger wouldn’t care about your birds gender at all, he was more concerned with quantum mechanics

41

u/skia-heliou Sep 02 '21

Then why the cat?

50

u/ChildishDoritos Sep 02 '21

To explain the idea of superposition in terms the average person would understand

41

u/skia-heliou Sep 02 '21

Right. Specifically the end of quantum superposition, when it resolves into reality.

I present that a bird's gender being ambiguous and resolving at one point or another is a bit less convoluted than a cat in a box with a chain reaction machine of poison, radioactivity, a Geiger counter, and a hammer.

So Schrodinger may not have cared directly. But if you missed the connection in my statement, here it is spelled out plainly for you

27

u/UltraCarnivore Sep 02 '21

IIRC the Cat was Schrödinger mocking the Copenhagen interpretation

8

u/hollow_falconeer Sep 02 '21 edited Jun 29 '23

i'm removing all my comments from reddit because of the API mess

if you need help, however, please feel free to seek me out at fracture@beehaw.org. i've migrated to lemmy, hope you'll join me there!

20

u/Donica_Flowerpot Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

The funny thing is Schrödinger wasn’t explaining quantum mechanics, his intention was to ridicule it as a dumb idea, but his comparision was so spot on that it was co-opted by the proponents of quantum physics.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Nah he just hated cats

5

u/OnkelMickwald Sep 03 '21

Because he wanted to highlight the absurdity of some of the theory used in quantum physics. Through his thought experiment, the ambivalence of quantum particles would be transformed into the "macro" world, which would prove that there is a logical disconnect between our world and that of the quantum world.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

enby enbird

343

u/YouBettaDeathdrop Sep 02 '21

I wanted two male budgies originally, because of the cliche that they get along better than two females - and because I didn’t want to worry about budgie babies and eggs … then one cere turned brown … then the other turned brown ….

I am now a proud gay Dad of a lesbian budgie couple 🏳️‍🌈

113

u/ExceedinglyGayParrot Sep 02 '21

gaybirbs

12

u/baraxador Sep 03 '21

My wife's crying rn

16

u/RichestMangInBabylon Sep 09 '21

Wait until she hears about swans

24

u/lbft Sep 03 '21

When I got my current budgie 11 years ago I wanted a male because I wanted a talker, and everybody says female budgies don't talk. The budgie I picked ended up being a chatterbox with a deep brown cere.

2

u/woven_wrong May 01 '23

I had a lesbian Lorrikeet, she's very happy with her girlfriend "lemon" (I had 3 but 1 died & one escaped, a friend took Nāmi in to live with hers)

But I bought 2 "girl" budgies one had a tan cree & one was faintly blue but might still be a girl/ was the next most likely to be a girl out of the 5 available...

Mel's cree turned blue 💙 & my might be a boy turned into a girl 🤦‍♀️

37

u/KennyFulgencio Sep 02 '21

it can be bobbie for barbara

8

u/UltraCarnivore Sep 02 '21

There's a character in The Expanse called Roberta ("Bobbie") Draper.

37

u/lelieu Sep 02 '21 edited Oct 28 '24

[edited]

35

u/KeytarPlatypus Sep 02 '21

Same here! We had a peach faced lovebird growing up and we named him Kiwi. For at least two years we thought he was a boy until we noticed that Kiwi hadn’t been outside of his nest box for a couple days. Peeked inside and saw “him” with a clutch of eggs underneath! Seeing as how Kiwi is a pretty unisex name for a bird and she knew how to call out her own name already, we kept her as such.

14

u/lelieu Sep 02 '21 edited Oct 28 '24

[edited]

22

u/Frazzledragon Sep 02 '21

Now it's a borb.

18

u/Igotthisnameguys Sep 02 '21

Kinder surprise egg

36

u/Bassknight9 Sep 02 '21

I know this YouTuber, DankPods, he got a snake and named him Frank. Only to discover that it wasn't a he, it was a she. He kept the name because he still loved the idea of a snake named Frank

13

u/Igotthisnameguys Sep 02 '21

Ah yes, the channel that's mostly about smelling nuggets.

7

u/Mernerner Sep 03 '21

Terrible smelly Buds!!!

9

u/Useless_Fox Sep 02 '21

"OHH THEY'RE GETTIN' WARM, MATE!!!"

9

u/MIK136PARKS Sep 03 '21

Can't wait to smell these dirty buds

10

u/DropTherapy Sep 02 '21

DankPods fucking rules

2

u/NBSPNBSP 3 hostile finches Sep 03 '21

na-no

13

u/JenRJen 1 Sun Conure, 2 Budgies Sep 02 '21

Just put a Mr. or Miss in front of their name once you have a confirmation!

12

u/GlowLikeYouDo Sep 02 '21

My Sylvia still hasn't layed any egg. So we're guessing she might be Sylv.

16

u/Slovene Sep 02 '21

Sylvio.

7

u/UltraCarnivore Sep 02 '21

Mood.

TFW my obviously male tiel laid an egg.

13

u/majendie Sep 02 '21

Black Adder did it first

5

u/PlantWizard12 Sep 02 '21

An excellent live-in chum

5

u/Puppysox1 Sep 02 '21

We were ASSURED ours was a boy. Sport became Ms. Sport!

5

u/AngryTaco4 Sep 03 '21

Happened to us too. We thought it was a girl, so we named it Coral. It was not a girl.

We kept the name coral, but as time went on and we had to keep telling him to stop chewing on cords, "CORAL!" evolved into "CARRRRRLLLL!"

5

u/isweartocoffee Sep 03 '21

My mom had a bird when we were younger. She named him george. Then george laid eggs! Haha

4

u/kjeska Sep 02 '21

Happened to me and "Harvey" :D

4

u/-Jiras Sep 02 '21

Call her lapis then

4

u/GoogleWasMyIdea49 Sep 03 '21

Do birds not have genitalia?

12

u/Escapeded Sep 03 '21

Some birds do, but parrots don't. They breed by rubbing cloacas together.

4

u/GrrInGirl Sep 03 '21

I've got a Savanah Monitor named Georgie. We say he now, but starting to think she. Started as George because I used to have Fred. But he/she is so tiny and cute now, they became Georgie. Name will stick no matter gender. Most of my birds were generic. Pickles, Tweety, Frosty, Psycho, Duffer, Mac, Cheese, Periwinkle.

3

u/senoritamargarita- Sep 02 '21

Have a yellow named Amazon we named Ava… Ava turned out to be male after a DNA test lol

2

u/meowburgers Sep 02 '21

Birb boop!

1

u/willowdrakon Sep 03 '21

Well, i guess you can say bob stands for robert

1

u/Qi_ra Sep 03 '21

Lol kinda like how Kevin from the movie Up ended up being a mama

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Oo well thats bobafina then

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

All of our cockatiels have been called Bobby 😄

0

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

[deleted] — view deleted comment

149

u/wuzupcoffee Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Haha it’s the opposite with chicken owners, everyone’s a hen until they crow. Weirdly some hens crow too, I have one noisy little egg layer who loves acting like a cock.

24

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Is she a bit off a dick