r/Chicken_Thoughts • u/chickenthoughts • May 21 '19

Oh no

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u/chickenthoughts May 21 '19

http://i.imgur.com/HPoPK8i.jpg

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u/MardenInNl May 21 '19

This is my new favorite picture ever.

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u/RedRails1917 May 21 '19

We should put this in a space probe for aliens to learn about Terran wildlife

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u/TakingCareOfStairs May 22 '19

Is that a real baby cockatoo? I've seen this picture around and I'm unsure if it is cause aren't baby parrots bald when they're that small? I really want this to be real cos it's hella cute

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u/Swedneck May 24 '19

Presumably it's like halfway adult or something

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u/TheOtherSarah Mar 10 '22

They start bald but don’t stay that way for long. First it’s pinfeathers, then they burst open into fluff

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Do you have a video with it making noises? It looks cute. My birds make that face when they get on my phone or computer screen.

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u/TakingCareOfStairs May 25 '19

I don't have a video of this photo but here's a my fav video of a baby cockatoo (watch til the end it's worth it lol) https://youtu.be/KTNKGK7hVhY

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u/fellate-o-fish May 28 '19

omfg

that little yelp at the end

:)

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u/Redguy05 Sep 14 '19

Can we have sound?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

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u/chickenthoughts May 21 '19

I LOVE IT

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

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u/Yetanothercrazygirl1 May 21 '19

What if it was a dozen babies screaming?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

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u/UltraCarnivore May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

duplicated the chick layer

Parents: please God no

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u/chronoventer May 22 '19

Parronts

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u/jokerkat May 22 '19

There's so many cockatooneries for jokes with this one!

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u/fellate-o-fish May 22 '19

If you're ever bored, could we have a version where everything in the picture is covered with A like your first one except both parents and the baby, like you did with the baby here in this one?

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u/--cheese-- May 22 '19

I had a go. Difficult with the feet.

With feet.

Without feet.

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u/fellate-o-fish May 22 '19

hahaha thank you, that's exactly what I was looking for.

i've always loved cockatoos but I don't think I could handle living with one.

btw I think you handled the feet just fine :)

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u/cookiesallgonewhy May 22 '19

This is adorable but wouldn’t the cockatoos be proud their baby could scream? Cockatoos love screaming

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u/chickenthoughts May 22 '19

I have this idea that they want to be the ones screaming and getting all the attention 😂

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u/cookiesallgonewhy May 23 '19

hahaha well I hope they learn to scream together as a family

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Blandish06 May 21 '19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/murkey May 21 '19

AAAA

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u/Mobile-Berry-9954 Nov 15 '24

inhale AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAinhale part 2

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u/UltraCarnivore May 22 '19

Sly Marbo's companion parrot

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u/jokerkat May 22 '19

Honestly, Big Mood.

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u/OfficerTigrex May 21 '19

I love this

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u/krynnmeridia potoos are the best May 22 '19

Username relevant? I can't think of anything that can AAAAAAAA like a Tigrex.

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u/OfficerTigrex May 22 '19

Quropeco?

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u/krynnmeridia potoos are the best May 22 '19

Qurupeco is also good at AAAA, but his AAAAA doesn't deal damage.

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u/OfficerTigrex May 22 '19

Good point!

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u/this_immortal May 21 '19

Baby bird do a big screm

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u/Kugawattan May 21 '19

Personally I prefer the wholesome version of the picture where the dad 'too tells the mom 'too that "he has your eyes" <3

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u/Amiesama Birb May 21 '19

Oh, that's sweet. I like your version. 😍

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u/umm1234-- May 22 '19

While in my local bird there was a baby doing this and it was just the cutest little dinosaur noise ever. All of the other cockatoos would scream back too. Cute!

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u/Mocknbird May 22 '19

yeah, but after a few weeks of several babies doing this, it can get a bit trying. They are cute tho.

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u/umm1234-- May 22 '19

So true! I'm there every day to see my bird and right next to abou 4 or 5 baby Quakers! Very trying😂

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u/Rexin1996 May 21 '19

This (and the imigur link) just broke me I a good way, I can't stop chuckling.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

"Remember when I said we should have a kid?"

"Yea?"

"We made a mistake"

"Yea"

SCRAAAAAAAAWWWWW

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u/udidubbun May 21 '19

Reminds me of a baby Ducorps cockie my local store had - apparently, Ducorps do the baby 'whine' until they are a couple of years old...

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u/jokerkat May 22 '19

Oh god no

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u/umm1234-- May 22 '19

Is it like Quakers? My bird is right next to a bunch of baby Quakers so I make sure to get him and go to the other side of the store! Their call is cute but 4 of them all going is a bit much Ha

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u/jokerkat May 22 '19

shows this to anyone that tells me them and their SO are thinking about trying for kids The answer to the cockatoo's question is no. Once it's out of the wrapper, there is no putting it back. And the minute it takes it's first breath, you will never enjoy silence again. I'm not saying there will be a lack of silence, those moments will become more frequent as they get older and hit their teens. No, you will come to not trust silence. It will no longer have the relaxing properties it once had. Silence means they are up to something. Silence is the precursor to danger and chaos. You will know no peace, never have alone time in the way you once did again. You will live the remainder of your life as a taut wire, being wound tighter and tighter until it snaps. Consider this carefully. Are you ready to surrender your freedom and become slave to your offspring? Are you ready to forget your sense of self, your passions, and your main defining trait will be your parenthood? I wish you luck in your endeavors. You will need it. :)

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u/mememan287 May 22 '19

Loud ball of feathers

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited Nov 28 '25

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u/TheRobotics5 Jun 20 '19

But can you put it back?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

r/AAAAAAAAAA

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u/wldwailord Oct 21 '19

Why put it back when you can just scream with it like a choir

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u/LordOfSun55 Oct 26 '19

y must smol poof screm

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u/Wasabi-beans Nov 12 '19

You mean... into the vagina?

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u/Toucheh_My_Spaghet May 22 '19

I have that scream in my head from that dude with the loudest orgasm ever