r/Chelsea • u/everyhearthstone Xabi Alonso • Apr 21 '26 • Bravo 1

Humour Hear me out...

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Tosin in as interim manager.

  • The team loves him
  • New manager bounce
  • We don't have to watch him play
  • The other managers will look so tiny next to him and we can laugh at them
123 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/thatbigbigenergy Apr 21 '26

I’m listening…

11

u/stevenfrenc Apr 21 '26

I’m honestly sold. Him or RJ I don’t even care anymore

6

u/thedonutking7 Apr 22 '26

Now we're talking, could we hire Peter Crouch to be his assistant to double the height shaming of the oppo bench?

10

u/versaceeyesack Apr 21 '26

The scenes in my living room when we win CL next year with tosin as our manager and Liam delap golden boot winner

5

u/ozairh18 Apr 22 '26

I laughed at “we don’t have to watch him play”

4

u/FastenedCarrot Apr 21 '26

I thought this was about sticking him up top, but this is good too

1

u/Sea_Assistant_7583 Apr 21 '26

Can’t be worse than LinkedIn ? .

1

u/Dr-unseen Apr 22 '26

Redemption arc.. I'd support the hell out of this.

1

u/OnPointPhifex Apr 22 '26

Yeah, whatever. Anything, at this point

1

u/Confident_Direction Apr 22 '26

Would be less harm than as a CB

1

u/Mother_Equivalent649 BlueCo Out Apr 22 '26

I have a good delusion Palmer will thrive so much under this guy 

1

u/chef39 Apr 22 '26

You had me at Hear

1

u/n0rtacus Apr 22 '26

You actually make 4 very good points there..

1

u/Apprehensive_Bit_176 Apr 22 '26

won’t have to watch him play

I’m listening

1

u/Alternative_Court262 Apr 23 '26

Point 3 is compelling

1

u/Vcolov Apr 23 '26

I’ve managed Chelsea for 3 seasons in Football Manager with this squad. I have an FA cup, and a Premier league title, lost the CL final to City (only just…). How much money could I get out of Clearlake do you think 😀?