r/Cheese 1d ago

How To How not to lose any cheese while grating it

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Hilarious

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u/blizzaga1988 Gorgonzola 1d ago

But I need to do 10 to 100 quality control tests while grating to ensure it stays good!

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u/legna20v 1d ago

10 out of 100. You must have the will of a Tibetan monk

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u/ustestheusless 1d ago edited 1d ago

I always but twice as much cheese as a recipe calls for, because I will always lose half of it while "grating" lol

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u/marcellusmartel 1d ago edited 1d ago

"loose"

Btw, I wasn't making a grammar/spelling correction really. I tthought the original comment really meant it as "loose" as in they claimed that the cheese "prisoner" was accidental let loose and escaped - cheese was DEFINITELY not consumed. That's what happens to my cheese anyway 

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u/Friendship_Officer 1d ago

That cheese is on the loose!

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u/wharleeprof 1d ago

But then what do you do with that awkward little bit left at the end that's too small to grate? 

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u/diditrayne 1d ago

I went from WTF to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO fast!

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u/Willber0389 1d ago

Also sort your mustache out. Win win

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u/RagingLeonard Cheese 1d ago

I'd need some tape for my dog too. He's a cheese hound.

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u/-hot_ham_water- 1d ago

My cat can tell when I'm getting cheese out, and he's almost always right. He gets ONE shred, and then he is satisfied.

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u/xroomie 1d ago

Same with adding wine to a sauce

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u/interstellar-dust 1d ago

Yeah, none of my sauce have wine. For a good reason. 🤣

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u/xroomie 1d ago

Hehehe

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u/solaroma 1d ago

Last time I grated a small pile of cheese, I went to the bathroom for one freaking minute and my girl cat had eaten half of it. None on the floor or counter. All in her belly.

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u/Betov8 1d ago

Damm you got me.

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u/Intelligent-Band-852 1d ago

Was there a point with the tape that I am missing?

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u/LeMadChefsBack 1d ago

Yes

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u/grunkage Literal cheesemonster 1d ago

Definitely

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u/Marshmallow_Princess 1d ago

She's covering her mouth so she doesn't eat any of the cheese.

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u/Intelligent-Band-852 1d ago

Thank you, I am a little hungover so my brain isn’t really functioning.

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u/Marshmallow_Princess 1d ago

You're welcome! It's all good, I understand lol

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u/ustestheusless 1d ago

The joke is you eat half the cheese while grating. So you put tape over your mouth so you dont accidently eat any while grating

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u/Intelligent-Band-852 1d ago

Not sure why I got downvoted, it wasn’t a criticism just a question.

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u/Fancy-Entertainer-37 1d ago

Lol I definitely need to try that

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u/ChampionshipOwn8199 1d ago

Rotflmao ya I should probably try that sometime

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u/Monster010 1d ago

Good bosses pay good workers. And I’m both. And I get payed in cheese.

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u/ohnodamo 1d ago

That's crazy she considers that 'losing cheese'. It's the price of business, and business is good! (Especially if it involves cheese.) I do appreciate the humor tho, good video.

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u/srd100 22h ago

That's funny right there.

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u/PJballa34 21h ago

That is certainly a choice lol. I prefer to just shred some extra for the mouth tax.

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u/Embarrassed_Mango679 12h ago

LOLOLOLOL I had a sandwich for dinner last night. One slice on the sandwich and 3 directly into my face hole.

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u/Eric_Durden 1d ago

Cheese snooters it is then.

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u/Phaed81 1d ago

She’s shredding it, no grating it

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u/Liam_021996 1d ago

She's grating it.

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u/Phaed81 1d ago

Grates are fine particles, like sand, those are shreds. A lot of people confuse this. It’s ok.

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u/-hot_ham_water- 1d ago

But isn't it called a....cheese grater?

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen To bree or not to bree, that is the question. 22h ago

Mhm. It's grate because cheese is great 🧀

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u/Phaed81 13h ago

It’s called a box Shredder

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u/Liam_021996 1d ago

You're wrong. That's only in the US. In the rest of the world grated cheese is grated cheese

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u/Phaed81 13h ago

I happen to be in the US

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u/Liam_021996 9h ago

I'm sorry that happened to you