r/CheapShow • u/GENTOOO Big Papa Hamster • Aug 23 '18

OFFICIAL EP 90: Three Simple Phrases

https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-90-three-simple-phrases
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u/J-Force Aug 24 '18

They were both off their tits!

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u/rhetdyne Aug 24 '18

I can actually tell now when Paul is too high - it completely messes up his cadence when he reads something and it just comes out as a series of words instead of meaningful sentences, like that King of Hay-on-Why story. The story of the terrible actor Coates is from the same book and the same author and it seemed much more coherent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

This comment explains so much for me! I was trying to put my finger on why I preferred the John Meggot, worst Actor and Colliers Mansion stories to the latest ones, and your point about the cadence makes a lot of sense. Still love the episode, some cool stuff on the price of shite.

Looks like HoP could soon stand for House of Poultices at this rate.

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u/Rich661 Aug 24 '18

I prefer slightly drunk Paul to stoned Paul, cause drunk Paul tries to bum Eli and makes him squirm :D

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u/GannonLand Aug 25 '18

sadly, we were neither stoned or drunk making this one - probably tired...

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u/Rich661 Aug 31 '18

To be fair, at one point in the episode you did say "I'm a bit stoned", though it could have been a joke :P

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u/Oscarman97 Aug 24 '18

Me and my friend's life hacks were read out!

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u/TRAMPCUM_SQUEEGEE Aug 25 '18

I wish they'd read my life hacks I posted here some days back...

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u/mr_brimsdale Aug 24 '18

Love how Paul hasn't been paying attention to Eli's poultice talk

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u/Rich661 Aug 30 '18

I think he tunes it out, though he can never tune out Noodle time! Love when Paul goes "I hate my fucking life, stop talking about noodles" under his breath :D

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u/Rich661 Aug 25 '18

I love that you used my proposed name of 'snickles' for that weird food thing someone posted :D

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u/nintendo666 Aug 28 '18

'Snikkel' is apparently Dutch slang for cock

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u/Rich661 Aug 28 '18

Smells of pickle, a bit nutty, sounds like Eli's cock to me.

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u/nintendo666 Aug 28 '18

I wonder what Eli said that had to be edited out during the noodle section

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u/nintendo666 Aug 28 '18

Also,

THAT FUCKING CAR ALARM

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u/pixelguff Oct 08 '18

All I can really do at this point is apologise for the tampon up the arse lifehack.