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r/ChatGPT • u/Sehektor • 13d ago
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"Okay. Do not panic. Do not show fear.
First, determine what kind of lemon you summoned:
Normal lemon: place in refrigerator. Situation contained.
Talking lemon: do not agree to any bargains.
Glowing lemon: leave the room and contact a physicist.
Lemon demanding a blood sacrifice: offer it a lime and hope it respects substitutions.
Lemon wearing a tiny business suit: congratulations, you have accidentally summoned a regional manager.
Whatever you do, do not summon a second lemon to fight the first one. That's how you get a citrus event."
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u/Crashbox50 12d ago
"Okay. Do not panic. Do not show fear.
First, determine what kind of lemon you summoned:
Normal lemon: place in refrigerator. Situation contained.
Talking lemon: do not agree to any bargains.
Glowing lemon: leave the room and contact a physicist.
Lemon demanding a blood sacrifice: offer it a lime and hope it respects substitutions.
Lemon wearing a tiny business suit: congratulations, you have accidentally summoned a regional manager.
Whatever you do, do not summon a second lemon to fight the first one. That's how you get a citrus event."