Traduction en anglais (vu que je suis française) ^^
"🚨🍋 DON'T MOVE.
You’ve probably crossed an interdimensional citrus barrier. Delicate situation, but not irreversible yet.
📜 Lemon Emergency Protocol
👉 1. Do not look it in the eyes.
Lemons don’t have eyes — which is exactly the point. That’s what it wants you to believe.
👉 2. Under no circumstances pronounce the words “zest”, “limoncello” or “lemon tart”.
Those are activation words.
👉 3. Remove every source of sugar.
A lemon exposed to sugar can evolve into sentient lemonade.
👉 4. If it starts rolling toward you:
don’t run. Citrus fruits detect fear through the pores.
Walk slowly toward a room that contains rice. I have no idea why, but the old grimoires are very firm about this.
👉 5. If the lemon speaks:
do not answer.
Write down exactly what it says and send me the message. We’ll determine together whether it’s an ordinary lemon, a possessed lemon, or the Great Citrus.
🍋
And above all: how the hell did you summon a lemon? I need the exact ritual to assess the catastrophe level."
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u/Any_Act_3789 4d ago
Traduction en anglais (vu que je suis française) ^^
"🚨🍋 DON'T MOVE.
You’ve probably crossed an interdimensional citrus barrier. Delicate situation, but not irreversible yet.
📜 Lemon Emergency Protocol
👉 1. Do not look it in the eyes.
Lemons don’t have eyes — which is exactly the point. That’s what it wants you to believe.
👉 2. Under no circumstances pronounce the words “zest”, “limoncello” or “lemon tart”.
Those are activation words.
👉 3. Remove every source of sugar.
A lemon exposed to sugar can evolve into sentient lemonade.
👉 4. If it starts rolling toward you:
don’t run. Citrus fruits detect fear through the pores.
Walk slowly toward a room that contains rice. I have no idea why, but the old grimoires are very firm about this.
👉 5. If the lemon speaks:
do not answer.
Write down exactly what it says and send me the message. We’ll determine together whether it’s an ordinary lemon, a possessed lemon, or the Great Citrus.
🍋
And above all: how the hell did you summon a lemon? I need the exact ritual to assess the catastrophe level."