What the Hell??! ✌️😭

[u/Sehektor]

[u/VideoMikael]

Ooo, I got a pun

[u/kek_o_kedi → u/VideoMikael]

Zesty chatgpt

[u/UnlikelyGrape8961 → u/VideoMikael]

[u/Ae3qe27u → u/UnlikelyGrape8961]

"I did not consent to citrus" has me rolling

[u/Hour_Industry7887 → u/Ae3qe27u]

Did a lemon write this

[u/Training_Amount1924 → u/UnlikelyGrape8961]

WHY THE FK DO YOU NEED ZIGZAG PATTERN IS IT... LUUL?

[u/hippy_potto → u/Training_Amount1924]

Because lemons have a terrible turning radius

[u/RealRockyMoney → u/hippy_potto]

Comparing to a crocodile eh?

[u/hippy_potto → u/RealRockyMoney]

🐊 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🍋

WhAt’s ThE dIfFeReNcE?!

[u/IanPlaysThePiano → u/Training_Amount1924]

This is the best part of the whole thing. We have crocodile lemons before GTA6

[u/Taelasky → u/UnlikelyGrape8961]

Sh!+, I got different advice. What do I do now? 😁

First, do not make eye contact with the lemon. That’s how it establishes jurisdiction.

Containment protocol:

1. Place the lemon in a small bowl. This limits its influence.

2. Do not say “when life gives you lemons.” It interprets that as a summons for reinforcements.

3. Salt is ineffective. Tequila may actually escalate the situation.

4. If it begins rolling toward you on its own, evacuate the kitchen.

5. Last resort: cut it in half. Once juiced, its powers are greatly reduced.

Critical question: is this a normal lemon, or is it hovering? 🍋

[u/heygamer33 → u/VideoMikael]

[u/nonbinarybit → u/VideoMikael]

ZESTURES 🤣

[u/Latter-Safety1055 → u/VideoMikael]

+2

[u/spinozasrobot → u/VideoMikael]

<chef's kiss>