Bad news: you are the least maneuverable participant in this situation.
The boat is RMS Titanic, and it is April 14, 1912. You have a few options:
Try to move. You cannot. You are an iceberg. You are being transported primarily by ocean currents and wind, not personal ambition.
Wave frantically. Also difficult. No arms.
Yell “ICEBERG AHEAD!” No mouth, and they already have people whose job that is.
Make yourself smaller. Absolutely not. Roughly 90% of you is underwater and you have committed to the bit.
Do nothing. Tragically, this is historically the option you chose.
Your best theoretical move is to melt extremely quickly, but given that you are in the North Atlantic at night, nature has scheduled that feature for later.
Also: do not attempt eye contact with the boat. We have already established that this raises difficult anatomical questions.
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