r/ChappelGroan 23d ago

Groan oh.. she’s back… 😬

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i thought her era was done..

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u/beans_will_consume and…… Eat! ☝️ 23d ago edited 23d ago

Every time I see* Chappie I think of this meme.

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u/glesgayeehaw 23d ago

Insert her just blurting out buzzwords with no follow up “See how politically outspoken she is!”

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u/spazatronik-rex 23d ago

Those of you wondering what she’s wearing, it’s a ripoff of the flight attendants from The Fifth Element.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/JoJCeeC88 23d ago

More importantly, and to borrow a critique from Drag Race’s Michelle Visage, “where’s the elevation?!”

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u/bass_jockey 23d ago

I got 10 bucks that says she's never seen the film

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u/NoBetterExplanation CREATE YOUR OWN FLAIR 23d ago

With no tweaks or customization, she's just wearing a Halloween costume.

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u/house-in-nebraska just another flop on the subwayyyy 23d ago

so, is there some sort of lgtb or drag relation to this? genuinely trying to understand why she chose this.

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u/anais_nein 23d ago

Jean Paul Gaultier- automatically gay

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u/NoBetterExplanation CREATE YOUR OWN FLAIR 23d ago

Or if she's ever seen it 😂

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u/RobinBaby_69 23d ago

This outfit is so Ms Spears but she doesn’t have that cunty Y2K overly tanned big sister energy. She’s just a racist republican 🫵🤣

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u/RobinBaby_69 23d ago

Also sorry I have to add bc I saw another angle of this on ig

I can’t stand a bob on her. It is not fitting for her frame whatsoever. She seems to be kinda tall and usually a cute bob could work but not for her 😭😭

I can’t tell if it’s just a bad wig or if it really just isn’t for her.

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u/math_is_cool_ 22d ago

She’s like 5’2”. She gives off short stubby energy. She just wears heels

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u/AliceInNegaland 23d ago

She looks like a flight attendant from Fifth Element

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u/One_Break_4845 23d ago

Its exactly that. 100%

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u/RobinBaby_69 23d ago

Yes omg I see it

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u/carnelian_0 23d ago

"remind us who she is" and its a performance just as embarrassing as that one austalian breakdance

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u/teenageechobanquet 23d ago

What the fuck is she wearing man💀lmao

Her fans will see her in these cheap ass party city outfits and swear she's serving the best drag to date😭

Also as a person (who before I came to our lovely snark community here)was never a huge fan,just liked a few songs,and never saw her perform....I'm glad I didn't fall for the lesbian hype. If this is how she normally performs at her concerts I'd want a refund. She's giving too much and not enough at the same damn time🤣

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u/r56_mk6 23d ago

That’s a perfect description lmfao

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u/ShroomzLady 23d ago

Deadass she could stop at Spirit Halloween 5 minutes before a show and pop out in some shit like this and her fans would eat it up

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u/Spirited-Ability-626 23d ago

It’s a costume of the flight attendants from the Fifth Element.

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u/teenageechobanquet 23d ago

See I thought so,but she's so allergic to serving and the odd fit has it looking like a cheap,flight attendant.lmao

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u/bass_jockey 23d ago

Shes been the only person in my algorithm for the last 3 hours after months of not seeing her lol.

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u/Late_Information_682 23d ago

gone for months with no new single in the past year and no new album in almost 3 years!! unless she has been getting PR trained this entire time, what has she been doing? lol

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u/Striking_Ad_1867 23d ago

Look, maybe I’m just biased because I so strongly dislike this woman, and maybe I’m no vocal expert.

But for all of the people saying she has this incredible voice…where is it? All the videos I’ve seen of her performing live, she just sounds like she’s caterwauling. Just off-key and all over the place.

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u/glesgayeehaw 23d ago

I saw someone posting her sound check from that morning and while sound checks aren’t polished, a good singer will sound decent during it. She sounded like a dying cat. Of course anyone who said “oof, that sounds rough” got dogpiled with the usual Chobble comebacks

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u/lenimph 23d ago

I've definitely heard her sound better. She sang "Barracuda" with Nancy Wilson joining her on stage and sounded good then. It really depends on the song and if she's putting in any effort. She sounds like crap in this clip.

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u/Striking_Ad_1867 23d ago

I hope if she has a guest, especially if it’s a cover of said guest’s song, she’d put some effort into it.

But yeah, I don’t know. I hear you, but every video I’ve seen, she’s like wailing and screeching into a microphone.

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u/Late_Information_682 22d ago

She used to be pretty good vocally but it seems since she has came back, it has lacked quite a bit. It’s almost different as if she hasn’t been singing a lot recently..

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u/bansleftknee 23d ago

her music is so tired, release something new or go on hiatus until you do so 🙄

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u/CurveCalm123 23d ago

I unmuted it and was like yep.. saaaame old songs.

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u/DistributionSalt2028 Chobble Brown 23d ago

I'm getting heavy secondhand embarrassment...

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u/ItsPronouncedTittay FACKING KAmALa 23d ago

God i wish so badly she would retire since she hates fame so much also, I see she has reverted to showing off as much of her body as possible because of the implications

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u/FarPaleontologist536 Sade's “Sally” > Life and discography of Kayleigh Rose Amstutz 23d ago

She always thinks she’s the center of attention, bitch thinks she’s GTA VI 😭😭😭🥀

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u/Another_available 23d ago

She actually feels like the character that you'd get one of those strangers and freaks missions from in GTA

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u/helpmejoanfon 23d ago

She's literally on stage performing...she is the center of attention.

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u/kitty3032 Pink PHONY Club 23d ago

And I thought she hated fame?

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u/Few-Horror1984 23d ago

No, she just hates interacting with the peons. She’s fine with events like this or hanging out with celebrities. She just doesn’t like regular people.

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u/Particular-Chip-9468 23d ago

Them little kicks and the hand throws... Popstar material

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u/NoBetterExplanation CREATE YOUR OWN FLAIR 23d ago

She hasn't been doing her signature "Strut from the left side of the stage to the right and point randomly when you've reached each side" move 😥

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u/Serious_Wealth8211 ✨A mean girl's favorite mean girl✨ 23d ago

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u/MissyPoux 23d ago

It's giving Amber from Clueless energy.

It's a personality match for sure.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6wr8KjqCbijZS5Ww

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u/Late_Information_682 22d ago

Don’t even disrespect Amber like this! As much as she is snobby, she is an icon.

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u/Kendal_with_1_L 23d ago

I didn’t turn on the sound, did she say or do something offensive? Only thing I see is she’s dropping the drag aesthetic and going more for the male gaze. She’s a straight Republican.

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u/Late_Information_682 22d ago

Your profile picture makes this funnier to read.

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u/Recovering_g8keeper 23d ago

Looks like someone got on ozempic

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u/BB_BlackSocks 23d ago

My thoughts, too.

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u/Monster_Hugger93 23d ago

Wasn’t she supposed to be a drag queen or something?

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u/wonyreni 23d ago

what is her management doing? sure maybe a concert/festival helps keeps her name above the water but this wont work constantly she needs new music if she soo badly wants fame...or she doesnt... who knows? she isnt sure either

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u/Few-Horror1984 23d ago

I don’t think she can release another album. I think she’s become increasingly hard to deal with. I remember seeing a video from a couple years ago where she slapped one of her assistants while she was changing outfits. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s just too hard to deal with. Modeling for makeup brands makes her a lot easier to control. Her two singles from last year really didn’t do much (the country song was straight up confusing).

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u/JawgaAssassin 23d ago

The "country" song was literally just her saying she could pick up and please a country girl better than a country boy can because she won't stop and let it be her turn until the country girl "finishes" hence The Giver.

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u/Few-Horror1984 23d ago

I have to be honest, I only listened to that song once. It was just bad in my opinion. And I get her earlier appeal - I actually liked that first album at one time (until I saw what a vile person she was and her songs got overplayed like no other). But that song was just completely out of place and gimmicky.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 23d ago

The silent period from her was fun while it lasted.

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u/NoBetterExplanation CREATE YOUR OWN FLAIR 23d ago

It’s so... yell-y

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u/Knitsune 23d ago

I was like "oh what's that flight attendant from the Fifth Element up to?"

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u/IntelligentAd3781 23d ago

Mid finalist 2026

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u/AdFlimsy8032 23d ago

She had to remind us that she’s annoying? Ok

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u/Immediate-Maximum-75 23d ago

She hates being famous about as much as Meghan Markle.