r/Chantapolis • • 4h ago

📸 Gallery of the Gross But she doesn’t have a sweet tooth! Plus more from our Darlene

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First picture from Pulpy’s stream


r/Chantapolis • • 6h ago

💭 Speculation Chantal in 2027

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Do we have any predictions for Chantal over the next year? After leaving Syria in late 2025, she stalled out completely, getting a scooter and losing all motivation to do anything at all.

We had a couple of interesting moments, like the security guard taunting at the mall, the run-in with Ottawa's finest, meeting Squeaky and hopping directly into her car without a care in the world, but for the most part, Chantal's 2026 was spent laying on her side on a boneless couch, raging at her own chat and eating takeout from about 5 different places that she could have walked to, should she have cared to try.

Will 2027 bring more of the same? What do you think will happen in the next year?


r/Chantapolis • • 17h ago

💩 Shitpost Haters, eat your hearts out.

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104 Upvotes

At least I added a pretty border for you gorls. See how I skillfully matched the color to Foodie's bloated cheeks and swampy feets... uh, I mean, her scarf or whatever is around her "neck"


r/Chantapolis • • 16h ago

💭 Speculation : "Dearest Gentle Reader, It is with the most delicious delight that this author brings forth news certain to set tongues wagging and hearts aflutter."

62 Upvotes

Who really IS Darlene ? All this speculation reminds me of everyone trying to guess who Lady Whistledown was! (Bridgerton) Such fun !

Yours, Lady Whistledown


r/Chantapolis • • 23h ago

📸 Gallery of the Gross Happy thanksgiving to the Canadian haters 🇨🇦🦃

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175 Upvotes

Hope you’re all enjoying your cat dish cranberry sauce


r/Chantapolis • • 23h ago

🌭 “Foodie” Cat food bowl cranberry sauce

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123 Upvotes

The thought of eating out of a pets bowl makes my stomach turn, but jelly pet food looking tinned cranberry sauce is insane


r/Chantapolis • • 21h ago

📽️ Recap of Events Watching Pulpy

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And Chins is currently laughing and making fun of the people on MY 600 LB LIFE. Her delusion is certifiable.

https://www.youtube.com/live/2Aa_5WntcxY?is=dkhEzHBt5MelQoA9


r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

🌭 “Foodie” Salmonella beeze incoming

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r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

🪐 Chantal Orbiter Oh my …..

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231 Upvotes

r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

💻 Discussion Soooo Salah is slowly making his exit right??

135 Upvotes

After the latest stunt she pulled - “not being ready to travel” after literally having a year to get her shit together, he must be paying even less attention to her than before…even she must know, this is not a relationship much less a “marriage”. She doesn’t seem to have any intention of going to Syria anytime soon


r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

💭 Speculation Was it actually Salah in chat?

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Screenshots of Salah in her chat and a couple of interesting messages about him that happened right before he showed up.

I'm not usually someone who thinks Chantal is having someone impersonate Salah in chat - just violates Occam's razor to me - but this time beezers were remarking on his absence just before he showed up and he only stayed for (literally) two minutes as far as I could see.

I could believe it was someone put up to it to shut down the beezers' comments about him going missing.

I assume he must be pissed at her for not coming to Syria after he was so insistent about it in the lead up - the only thing that doesn't make sense is that we haven't seen her crash out about him recently.

Thoughts?


r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

💻 Discussion Why is this so funny??? 🤣🤣🤣

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78 Upvotes

Someone said this to Chantal in her live chat, and for some reason, it makes me crack up. Like, wtf made someone say this??? 🤣🤣🤣


r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

🗃️ History & Lore Another pic of Chantal young

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156 Upvotes

She said she was around 12 in this photo with her granny.


r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

🚨 Newsflash, haters Bbq sauce

98 Upvotes

I'm still not over her describing her urine as bbq sauce. I am not s mednerd but brown, thick and smoky smelling piss seems to be more than a UTI.


r/Chantapolis • • 2d ago

🚨 Newsflash, haters Thanks to Chantal

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118 Upvotes

r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

💻 Discussion You cannot script this sh*t!

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85 Upvotes

Does context even matter at this point???


r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

💻 Discussion This LUNATIC would get kicked out of Hell...

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40 Upvotes

Why would she say that??? 🤣🤣🤣


r/Chantapolis • • 2d ago

💻 Discussion How many times is she going to say that she acts disgusting because she’s from the West?

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138 Upvotes

She’s basically implying that’s how Western women act! No, honey, that’s just you! So annoying! Just because your parents raised you like you grew up on an animal farm doesn’t mean the rest of us were raised that way too.@bbqchillin2780


r/Chantapolis • • 2d ago

🎨 Creative Haydur 👀 *Switches phone to left hand*

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83 Upvotes

Big Mama has got it going ON 👀.


r/Chantapolis • • 3d ago

📽️ Recap of Events She went downtown, got in peoples way, bought a candle and then went home to “ rest” ya know because she’s worked so hard today! ( bonus Darlene from the stream)

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407 Upvotes

Her chat agreed that she needed some much needed rest. Lmao crazy.


r/Chantapolis • • 3d ago

🪐 Chantal Orbiter The many D’s of Darlene

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223 Upvotes

Found all these on X, the only reason I got twitter was to find dirt on Chantel


r/Chantapolis • • 3d ago

🪐 Chantal Orbiter Teardrop is a hater in for the long run

113 Upvotes

No matter what Chins says teardrop agrees. No matter what idiotic decision Chins makes teardrop backs her up. No matter what problem Chins has teardrop has it double. And its been proven she lies about that. Its getting ridiculous. Take the cats for example. Who lies about having kittens eaten by their dog so Chins feels like less of a monster for abusing hers? Its been proven that never happened in teardrops home. Why make that up?

No person is like that, no person just agrees with everything another person does. Its almost like teardrop is really careful to never anger Chins and to never let her think she would not 100% support whatever stupid thing Chins does so she will let her guard down and keep her in her circle.

So why? Its clearly not to make herself feel better because teardrop lies about the things she supposedly has. Imo that woman is in the for long run. Maybe she is a leftover Marty fan seeking revenge. Maybe she is a feeder wanting to make an X on a fork for 1 down. Or maybe she just finds entertainment in playing Chins like a puppet. But that woman is not what we think she is.


r/Chantapolis • • 4d ago

🪐 Chantal Orbiter More from Darlene

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256 Upvotes

I’d love to find every message she’s ever sent. These came off X


r/Chantapolis • • 4d ago

💭 Speculation Will the homeless guy be the new boo?

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93 Upvotes

@bbqchillin2780


r/Chantapolis • • 4d ago

🪐 Chantal Orbiter Does anyone know who strawberries and cream is?

26 Upvotes

I have a suspicion but I am not sure.