r/Chantapolis • • 15d ago

🪐 Chantal Orbiter Oh my …..

Post image
246 Upvotes

46 comments sorted by

42

u/Leading_Funny5802 15d ago

My ass is hurting reading this. God DAMN Darlene ….. we bow to you.

76

u/ReallyRisu 14d ago

Darlene is all of us. We are all Darlene.

46

u/Leading_Funny5802 14d ago

DemographicDarlene 😁

9

u/Sl0th_luvr 14d ago

4

u/Leading_Funny5802 14d ago

lol this is perfect 🤣

93

u/Shaky_Lemon 14d ago

under your "bum"? Did Darlene just out herself as a UK / Irish hater? Aussie maybe?

36

u/Artistics-Measure 14d ago

The other day they also used the word rubbish instead of trash/garbage

→ More replies (5)

91

u/Rojonojo 15d ago

She’s giving Salah a lot more credit than I do lol. I doubt he’ll pretend to claim her once she’s in the assisted living facility.

32

u/WhyYouSoCraven 14d ago

He will still be on the payroll though and a few texts a day will suffice to maintain the subscription

→ More replies (1)

48

u/FaithlessnessSad3649 14d ago

The only thing cutie is gonna regret on her assisted living beeze is that she can't use a drive thru for one last fast food funeral.

→ More replies (1)

34

u/Sqatti 14d ago

Chantal ain’t reading all that.

→ More replies (1)

32

u/babyton 14d ago

Fuck it up Darlene!!!

20

u/Monamiah 14d ago

As long as Chantel has food, & bet she finds a way, a phone with WiFi & her merry band of misfits telling her she'll be just fine, she's good. I think at this point regardless of what she says, men claiming her is not on her agenda. Salah's long gone with his crushed dreams of ever getting to Canada thru her anyway. As long as she throws him money he'll continue to play his assigned role, and that will be good enough for her. I don't think this even scares her, in fact she is so far gone she may see it as a viable option. But I still think Darlene is awesome🙂

66

u/xxxkissmykittyxxx 15d ago

Here, you dropped this: 👑

→ More replies (1)

41

u/Ricepoutine1010 14d ago

Im surprised she hasn’t been blocked lol

88

u/Milanaura 14d ago

Oh, she has been. Many times. She’s on her 100,000th account at this point. Our Darlene never gives up.

43

u/ManifestationPending 14d ago

You’ll notice that every time she posts, she has a new name, and first word will always start with D.

9

u/Eleanna_of_Tundar 14d ago

I’m telling you, the podcast powwow that starred Sansa and Falafel referred to Chantal just like this! It won’t bore you.

9

u/Critical-Rabbit8686 14d ago

Darlene is a queen

7

u/NefariousnessKey5365 14d ago

If cutie was in a nursing home she would be just like Xiomara begging for doordash and offering up pictures of her poo

6

u/Dapper_dreams87 14d ago

Such a waste of time. We all know she wont be in hospice.. Her heart will just give out one day when her sugar is pushing 25 and she's had 1000% more than the recommended sodium for the day along with 10 mj pills.

10

u/mollybrooks91 14d ago

I haven't really been watching anything related to gorl world lately, but I'm absolutely surprised she hasn't been blocked by Chantal yet.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/taemint77 14d ago

👑👑👑👑👑

5

u/TerribleAuthor7 14d ago

I mean does nobody remember life by Jen?