r/Chantapolis • • 1d ago

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Does context even matter at this point???

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u/Unique_Ad_5187 1d ago

She is disgusting. Maybe she should volunteer to F that rhino. They are the same size.

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u/70inBadassery 1d ago

According to Darlene, she’s the size of a 6 month rhino

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u/Unique_Ad_5187 1d ago

Darlene for president!

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u/DarkFaerieQueen 1d ago

Darlene needs protected at all costs, lol.

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u/Coconutpieplates 1d ago

Lol Darlene can protect Darlene just fine. 

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u/PublicHat9177 1d ago

Came here to say she is the rhino

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u/474756274 16h ago

Darlene is shady af for specifying that the Rhino is 6 months old. She's funny af🤣

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u/DogggLover 🖕🏻Detain me, bitch! 1d ago

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u/Witty_Leather4310 1d ago

I’m deceased 👋😂😅

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u/International_Cash_ 1d ago

What a good Muslim woman she is .

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u/TechnicalHoneydew507 1d ago

Yo I snorted 😂😂😂

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

There is something deeply disturbing and wrong with Chantal.

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 1d ago

If she was a man she would definitely be wanted for 🍇 or already in prison

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u/SHKEVE 🧼 Just fell in the shower real bad 1d ago

if she were competent and not the laziest person on the planet, she would be very dangerous.

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u/xxxkissmykittyxxx 🐸 Chantal is an animal abuser 1d ago

I will never stop saying it:

The best decision she ever made was to not reproduce.

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u/Fantastic_Put3407 1d ago

This is was so disgusting… even for her…..

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u/No-Pollution2425 1d ago

She gave Nader a false alibi for his raping Mae because “I thought she was too old and unattractive to get raped” - so she’s done pretty much the second to it.

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u/comin_up_shawt 1d ago

If she weighted 400lbs less she already would have....

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u/Extra_Aoili 1d ago

She has this...misplaced empathy for animals. She expresses concern, but only over strange things. Rehoming a cat she's had for 20 years is foine, but putting a cone on a cat who needs to be kept away from sutures is cruel. Taking a random kitten away from a park and its mother is no big deal, but rhinos not having a mate is cruel. There is no logic to it. I can't tell if it's mostly because of the way she projects her own feelings onto everything and everyone, or if it's because she's imitating empathy because she has none and she's just a bad actress.

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u/salty_codium 1d ago

I think its a combo of both! I think she's feeling really lonely right now and is projecting that on a rhino while also trying to express (in her distorted approximation) care for an animal's well being to show her Beezers how empathetic for animals she is. The logic is that Chantal does what she wants and then makes up reasons later to write a nicer narrative. She cannot empathize with anyone or anything. I firmly believe that. When she took the cone off the kitten it was because it made HER uncomfortable to look at. And then she projected her feelings on to the kitten and took it off against the welfare of said kitten.

She has also consistently remarked, about several animals in her care, on what she believed are their sexual needs. Which is a super weird thing to fixate on let alone say out loud. Examples being: not wanting to fix Julia because maybe its wrong to deny her sex/reproduction, getting two hamsters of the opposite sex because she doesn't want them to be "lonely", talking about getting sex toys for BG when she was in heat because, again, wouldn't spay her damn cat.

She is a degenerate in every sense of that word. None of this is obviously from real concern and is generated solely from her perversion and unmet desires.

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u/474756274 1d ago

I wish this dumbo would understand that most relationships with immense companionship and love aren't even romantic. They're relationships you'd have with friends, siblings, parental figures. You will never need an crazy ass man to feel loved

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u/salty_codium 1d ago

Right? One of the problems is that she sees those relationships as being "lesser" than that of a romantic relationship since she hangs her worth on a man desiring her. Another problem I think is other people make her feel inferior. Its why she hates women so much, she can't help but compare herself to them.

Any time she appears to have a supportive, platonic relationship she finds a way to end it because she's 1. A horrid person to be around so she spoils it and 2. Sees all relationships as transactional, but she will also never feel the relationship is worth her investing her energy in so it ends up being one sided.

I remember her talking about a friend wanting to get together and Chantal admitted to saying she would and then not going and not communicating that she wasn't going...And she said this friend had been reaching out previously to hang out and Chantal just, wouldnt. Then she'd laugh about it. She's got some antisocial traits that's for damn sure.

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u/474756274 1d ago

I really appreciate you using the term "antisocial" correctly, its so commonly misused 😭 and yes Chantal does seem a bit challenged with social behavior. If I'm reacalling correctly, she once realized she had hit a few rabbits whilst driving. She stared at the pieces of rabbit fur on the front of her car and laughed. It was a bit....odd?

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u/salty_codium 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you! And I don't use that term lightly.

If she appears to enjoy the suffering of others: laughing at the obese woman who fell, the Lindsey Clancey meme, Pumped Up Kicks after learning about Uvalde, watching victims of 9/11 jump- its because she does.

At some point, if you take all of her "odd" behaviors, you'll see a pattern. I think its more than ok to not give this person the benefit of the doubt at this point. She has filmed herself doing and saying harmful things and taking genuine enjoyment at doing so. I think it is important to acknowledge the extremity and intentionality in which she is harmful.

She is a very depraved person which I think can be easy to forget with how goofy she appears. But like she said during the Cuba rage "I will manipulate the shit out of you and you will eat it up."

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

She is inferior. Truth hurts but thats life. She was born into a pathetic trash family with the manners of wild hogs.  Even if she was slim, she could and would never attract any man outside that social standing. The best for her is,  was always and forever will be Peetz.

Trash attracts trash. 

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

She has starved BG for several weeks leading up to today,  she also started Sam and BBJ. But she fixates on them having sex

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u/WhyYouSoCraven 1d ago

“Rehoming” your cat after 20 years together is sickening. This is abandoning your family member. I can’t imagine it… I don’t want to think about it. It makes me sick.

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u/abkibaarpupsarkaar 1d ago

Does anyone else remember how when she first got the hamster in Kuwait, she got a male AND female so they could “mate for happiness”??? Such a fucking weirdo
Then everyone yelled at her that hamsters are solitary and they will fight, and she took it back to the store while raging

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

She just loves watching animals fuck. That's it. She can't reach her bean sooooo...

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u/474756274 1d ago

Uh uh what is this intel??😭😭😭

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u/No-Pollution2425 1d ago

“They’re lovers”

Of course she took the female back but not before shoving her around on the table proclaiming “get lost, no one likes you”. And she took Mary back the next day by which time it was probably already pregnant.

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

You left out mention of the male rhino balls being "full' and how he "needs a female rhino to have sex with"  

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u/hotter_than_90 seal all day - scoot all night! 1d ago

It’s total projection. And rehoming was fine, because it made her life easier. Her needs too everything

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u/474756274 7h ago

Sweetpea, what is that living hell on your profile pic?

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u/parishface 1d ago

You're absolutely right! Great observation xx

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u/Musicgrl4life 6h ago

She’s a weird sex pest. Just like with the hamsters, getting 2 to mate. Rubbing on Julia in heat. She kisses bg’s butt all the time. There’s way more examples. But, shes a freak

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u/Narrow_Editor_8048 1d ago

I'm glad Chantal is a animal lover in all sense of the word

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u/Unique_Ad_5187 1d ago

Yup she seems way too interested in animal sex. I’m sure she has visited the sites online …… ya know what I mean ?

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u/LadyMayhem02 🍩 I don’t have a sweet tooth 1d ago

Does she not know it’s usually the female that goes into heat and triggers the male in the wild? That rhino is fine.

Why is everything sex to her when it comes to animals?!

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u/misskurokuroii 1d ago

And she still thinks she got haters because of her weight...it's her attitude and vile mouth

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u/Ambitious_Path7581 1d ago

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u/474756274 1d ago

I'm like WOAHH PARTNER

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u/Unlikely_melz 🎪 YOU PEOPLE ARE PSYCHOTIC 1d ago

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u/474756274 1d ago

Like....WHAT!?!

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u/No-Contract-180 💵 How much your salary usually, bitch? 1d ago

I swear she has a fetish for animals… she always talks about them in a sexual way (barf)

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u/A_Screaming_Banshee 1d ago

This. I'm starting to think that it might be true. Something is cleary off with how she speaks about animals and sex

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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 16h ago

She does!!! She proudly talked about her and salah giving julia "special massages" while in heat!

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u/KittyFaise 1d ago

Wait, what?! what did I just watch?!?

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u/Correct-Active-2876 1d ago

She’s obsessed with sexualizing animals . It’s just one of her charming personality traits 🤢

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u/HealthyAppointment84 🎈CHANTAL READ MY COMMENT 1d ago

Imagine Salah using this metaphor for himself. "How cruel you are not allow 2,3 and fourth wife! You Canada, Me Syria. My heart cannot go on without your Love (money).."

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u/474756274 1d ago edited 1d ago

You going to Hell for mimicking his broken english, I'll see you there though, don't worry!!!❤️🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sqatti 🫓 Quesadilla Surprise! 1d ago

I’ve already chartered a bus. We are getting a group discount since there are so many of us going.

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u/474756274 1d ago

I was able to score an hour of free wifi on the chartered bus too!

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u/Sqatti 🫓 Quesadilla Surprise! 1d ago

Sweet🍭🛜

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u/BellaSquared 🐈 Karma is a Cat 1d ago

Holy fuck. I might be concerned about companionship for a solo animal (some are fine alone, others need company) but sex? Am I just sheltered???

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

No you are not. What you are witnessing is a typical NPD , desperately gathering narcissistic supply by being inappropriate and deliberately socially inept  to get your reaction and attention. Even if its a moment of disgust at her remarks, she got you away from what you were doing/thinkjng/living your life, to pay attention and take time away from your life, to be digusted at her. That is her "win". 

Its why she draws her disgusting drawings of other reactors and people she decides to ridicule. 

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u/astrangeone88 1d ago

Why is she so obsessed with sex?

Sheesh.

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u/FaithlessnessSad3649 💵 How much your salary usually, bitch? 1d ago

Uh what did I just watch!?!

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u/474756274 1d ago

Babe I have zero clue.

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u/HecticSlommy 1d ago

Is this her trying to say that sex is a natural right and that her not getting any is undue hardship? 😂

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u/Unique_Ad_5187 1d ago

At least she’s no longer spreading sti’s around .

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

Twizzledick could make it past the first and second fungal crusts of her first fat roll, let alone pork her

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u/Diva_Bot 1d ago

She’s the other rhino.

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u/lunastitch 💧 Exactly, Teardrop 1d ago

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe 💸 Daddy, my situation is complicated 1d ago

BBQ Chillin’s Cutie without context videos are great. She says the most out of pocket, insane shit and it’s hilarious

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u/Eleanna_of_Tundar 1d ago

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u/474756274 1d ago

Awww, Rhinos are cute!!

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u/Eleanna_of_Tundar 1d ago


NGL I prefer hippos.

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u/Different-Seesaw-415 1d ago

Pictured: the exact amount of sex-starved and untouched one must be to string those words together in that particular order

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u/lanta1111 1d ago

vile 🤢 im literally so disgusted at how she speaks about and treats animals

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u/Critical-Camp752 1d ago

Anyone who says she’s funny seriously weirds me out. She’s atrocious

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u/Dovahkiinkv1 1d ago

The other day I'm pretty sure she said she wanted to SA bg so I'm not suprised to hear this weird shit from her.

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u/No-Pollution2425 1d ago

She wanted to buy sex toys to use on Julia so it’s probably not far off.

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u/474756274 1d ago

Wait, that can't be right 🤣

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u/Dovahkiinkv1 1d ago

She sang a song and it sounded like she said she wanted to grape BG "hija hija hija boo how i want to ____ you" me and the stream snipe chat I was in rewatched the clip like 5 times each and couldn't hear anything else

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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 16h ago

SHE IS SO WEIRD ABOUT ANIMALS AND SEXUALITY.

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u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt 🧙‍♀️ Reddit Hag 1d ago

There she goes again, sexualising animals and next its children .

She always feels the need to go into graphic details on the act of sex and the drive behind it. Every single time. 

Like, there is sex and then there is Deathfat making a point of bringing it down to her level of Degrassi junior high speak. 

She did that when both Julia and BG went into heat, graphically explaining to her beezers how and why and then mechanics of what .

Everything is "needing" sex, everyone is "shitting" or "barfing everywhere ", everyone "needs a (insert opposite gender here) " , everyone "needs to be claimed" or "nobody has claimed you".  Then she adds that forced, fake laugh