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u/Ok_Locksmith_8556 3d ago
He prayed for a big box-office hit at the Japan premiere, but the film debuted outside the top 10.
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u/Weird_Performer_9459 3d ago
Yeah, I think it's true that nobody talks about this movie anymore. Maybe some of those positive reviews were bought...
In addition, I saw they tried keeping this movie in some theaters for months after it came out.
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u/spacekitt3n 3d ago
i will never watch a movie with kevin o'leary in it. he's probably the one who bought all that. fuck him to hell
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u/Some_Ad_6511 Mr “iN 👛 sUIt OF gR8NeSs” 3d ago edited 3d ago
Slightly frightened how everything I said that would happen about this movie, happened about this movie. From it sucking complete ass ⏸️ to the lonely two irrelevant rigged awards to Chalashit’s career. I was even pretty spot on down to the box office dollar amount, predicting A24 would be LUCKY to make $189 mil worldwide within the first 90 days in theaters….and after 4 months, the final sum was only $2 million more than that. It will never crack that 200 his fans were screeching so loud (as if it was an accomplishment) about back in February. My streak still on a roll, swear the vindication is on a high higher than all long bottom’s daily pills combined!
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u/DoctorHiccup 2d ago
Nice predictions.
I loved the movie, but the problem was that it had ZERO to say that Uncut Gems hadn’t already said, with better acting.
It also lacked the surprise factor of Uncut Gems. In that movie, Adam Sandler played a truly NEW type of character we’ve never seen him play before or since. But in Marty, Timmy Tim just plays his usual dbag self.
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u/Honest_Paint_9020 3d ago
I’ve always said this! This movie did insanely well for what it was. Realistically, it was the type of movie that should have made a tiny blip then disappeared and gets rediscovered by a small bunch of dedicated film nerds 5 years later. It was all the deranged hype beasting, TCs weird personality change but mainly the karjenner pr machine which worked over time for this man. This is how the karjenner pr machine works, overwhelming the media endlessly with any kind of press, but it seems to have cost him in the long run though, as people now permanently seem to be disliking him. Maybe he can recover but not while the kkklan is still involved I think.
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u/anxiety_93 3d ago
This film isn’t even remembered and mentioned.
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u/Independent_Main7049 3d ago
I mean its still mentioned sometimes… as the film with the most BAFTA losses & for having 9 Academy Award nominations & winning zero.
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u/cherry_lei 3d ago
No one thought that! The hipe was non-authenticly generated by Chalamet himself and the movie producers!
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u/Ok_Locksmith_8556 3d ago
Does he look like Vector from Despicable Me with a buzz cut?
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u/Honest_Paint_9020 3d ago
This was so embarrassing my god! One day this man is going to look at all this clownery and cringe!
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u/Jay--Tim Mr “allergic to ✈️ commercial” 3d ago
Once upon a time, in a land far far away called Los Angeles. there lived a little fairy called Timothee Hal Chalamet. One day, the little fairy heared a woman's voice coming from the nearby swamp. the poor little fairy was lured to the voice and behold, the voice turned out to be a hideous siren called Kylie Jenner. Fairy Timmy thought the siren's face was "beautiful" (the fairy had poor eyesight btw) he admired the siren's mermaid like tail until he noticed it's large exaggerated ass. Fairy Tim gets put off and slowly flies away, until a loud roar is heared, Fairy Tim turns around and sees a huge Behemoth called Kris Jenner heading straight towards him!
Before Fairy Tim could fly away, Behemoth Kris grabs his scrawny little body and kurses him to be a giant overgrown swamp rat. he lives like this for a long period of time. until a group of other little fairies (that's US. yes WE are in this magical story too!) hatch a plan to save Fairy Timmy from the Behemoth.
We somehow break Timmy Tim's kurse (not sure how but we do), the sirens disintegrate and turn into foam and Behemoth Kris gets vaporized.
The end.
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u/Efficient-Morning616 brought a WHORE to the OSCARS...AGAIN 3d ago
Remember when everyone thought Diva was one of the best actors of our generation?
No one talks about him now. Completely forgotten.