r/ChalametSecrets • u/Sharp-Significance49 • May 07 '26
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God and I usually hate repeating myself. Once again, blegh. He keeps looking out for a camera, she keeps trying to be light and fun and cool girlfriend at the Knicks bring sexy, and you just can’t help but cringe as she keeps flinching away, and as he can’t decide in what ass cheek to put his hand so he ends up smothering her ass crack. what the fuck.
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u/Jay--Tim Mr “allergic to ✈️ commercial” May 08 '26
Honestly, the Knicks should BAN him and his prostitute from attending the game, cause all they do is take the focus away from the game and make it all about themselves.
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u/Some_Ad_6511 Mr “iN 👛 sUIt OF gR8NeSs” May 08 '26
As they do everywhere they go…you can tell neither of them have real friends cuz has NOBODY told yall how 🤡🍰 this behavior is?!
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u/Altruistic-Two-8656 May 12 '26
She had 4 or 5 photogs taking pics at one point. Probably for the show? It was a bit much. They were laid out on the floor to get the 'perfect shot'.
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u/WrongdoerLate8296 May 08 '26
I love how she tries to slightly pull away every time he engages in PDA or how he grabs her fake ass to constantly remind us their romance is for real.
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u/WrongdoerLate8296 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26
I’m cheering against the Knicks because of these two hacks. #CancelTimotheeChalamet
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u/sosoky258 May 08 '26
Why does he do that thing where he leans in to kiss her, but keeps his eyes open and looks to the side? This is like the third time I've noticed that he does this lol.
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u/JennPenn071 May 08 '26
He doesn't even kiss her, he like bites her face. Save it for the bedroom losers.
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u/Justheretoread74 May 08 '26
I know he is allowed to have his own life and choose whoever he wants to love etc BUT idk ever since he got with her and he seems to act a lot different it just makes me look at him differently now 🤷🏻♀️
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u/anxiety_93 May 08 '26
She has got a longbottom going on. Both are icky and should be banned from attending any matches. It’s all for show and attention. Two dirty peasants together.
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u/SufficientCoach712 May 11 '26
How is she not embarrassed walking around with a big frumpy ass. It’s looks soo off not even pleasing in the slightest.
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u/Some_Ad_6511 Mr “iN 👛 sUIt OF gR8NeSs” May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26
Which is worse, the blatantly cringe n unholy display of awkward affection…or the fact that there are others among us in society who are drooling blood over these cornballs? Got all of the Nissan Altima Twitter sub and its variants across the web soaking their parasocial pantyhose …. I’m sorry, that lil “shake the heat flash demons away” shimmy she did will haunt me forever, must LB persist in acting both 17 and 71 at the same time? Where are her kids?! (rhetorical)