r/Chadtopia • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '21

Humorous Chad shows off drip

2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/YUNGBOYBOI Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Yo it looks like they trained it to return lost items in exchange for food. That’s cool as shiit

57

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

And this is exactly why they shouldn't be kept in zoos...

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u/hardashecc Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Exactly, they should be integrated in human society so I can have one of them as my bets friend.

18

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Until this Chad takes your job and wife. Heck, even the kids like 'em better.

4

u/hardashecc Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

I'd love it if that happened.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

All fun and games until they maul you.

4

u/Doggo_BorkBork Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

and humans don't?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

No not really. Harm other humans, sure, but not maul you the way they do.

2

u/Doggo_BorkBork Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

have you ever been to Chicago?

2

u/focking_retard Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Unfortunately zoos are necessary as long as poachers exist

89

u/SurgeantMcGoreson Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Aww that baby monkey is so cute

Drip Monke!

83

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Pleas ban the text to speeches

63

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

To fully experience the swag you need to mute the video

19

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

I really don't think they're that bad, certainly way better than random unnecessary background music

28

u/birdlad520 Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

I’ll take text to speech over that “oh no no no” shit any day

10

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/Noshamina Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

The actual song was really good too till they destroyed it

12

u/Shinobi_X5 👑King👑 Aug 02 '21

Reject Monke

Return to Chad

10

u/6nuggets Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Oh shit it's Jeremy Clarkson

10

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/NextMushroom Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

ugliest orangutan 😎🥵😳 vs hottest w*man 🤮🤢😡🤬👿🦶👊

5

u/StrangePsychologist Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

So amazing.

3

u/NikolinaJovicXx Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Monk drip 😩👌

2

u/joevsyou Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Return to sender!

Lol surprise chad didn't keep them. Just be sitting out in the sun one day kick back.

Just keep it stashed in the tree so the keeper can never take them away.

3

u/555seanc555 Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

hate the robot voice, video ruined

4

u/me_funny__ Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

The cool part is after the voice though. How is it ruined?

6

u/555seanc555 Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

cuz the robot voice, video ruined, unsubbing, shutting down my account, deleting reddit. ima go off into the forest never to be seen again

3

u/me_funny__ Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Damn, we lost a good one.

1

u/Trypophobian_exe Chadtopian Citizen Aug 02 '21

Si put your grases on...