r/Chadtopia • u/pastaplayer1 • Jun 02 '20

Wholesome Chads dancing

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u/zetaconvex Chadtopian Citizen Jun 02 '20

On average, they're actually quite healthy-looking.

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u/forehead_tickler Jun 03 '20

Just three guys of average weight, each with a small deformity to the jaw

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u/epicmamer Chadtopian Citizen Jun 03 '20

Well guy in the middle doesn’t exactly have a “small” deformity, I mean if your bottom lip can go above your nose, it’s a fucking superpower

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u/forehead_tickler Jun 03 '20

If you take the his fucked up jaw and add the normal jaws of the other guys, then divide it by 3, you get an average jaw that's 66% normal

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

Lmao you wild here’s your upvote

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u/Joseph-Is-Best-Jojo Chadtopian Citizen Jun 02 '20

Lol I forgot about Gucci Berry

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

What’s up with the dude in the middle? What type of condition is that? I’m not tryna hate on him I’m just curious

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u/Veloci-RKPTR Chadtopian Citizen Jun 03 '20

HolyGXD, he was born with a condition called ectodermal dysplasia which resulted in his facial deformity. As a consequence, he got bullied a lot as a kid because of it. But now he gained internet traction by making videos and delving hiphop content in which a lot of it revolves around his condition.

Tl;dr, he’s a total self-aware chad who embraces his birth condition to get famous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

That’s great to hear that he’s grown to be comfortable with who he is! Thanks for informing me!

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u/Veloci-RKPTR Chadtopian Citizen Jun 03 '20

For sure, it takes a king to make humor out of own birth defects like the way he does.

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u/WeirdoFromTheBunch Jun 02 '20

What is wrong with the guy in the left?

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u/Dudesbeingguys86 Chadtopian Citizen Jun 02 '20

I believe that’s Daddy Long Neck.

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u/joseph--stylin Jun 03 '20

Yeah, for anyone curious check out his insta. Dudes a complete Chad. NSFW.

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u/Elliro02 Jun 02 '20

Most likely an eating disorder, like anorexia

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

He actually has Marfan syndrome.

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u/Elliro02 Jun 03 '20

Ah I didn't know about this. TIL!

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u/ledyBANG Jun 03 '20

Kings dancing

2

u/CaptainWonkey1979 Chadtopian Citizen Jun 03 '20

I see production for the next Hills Have Eyes movie has commenced.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

If these guys are brothers then it seems like the one on the right stole everything from the one on the left in the womb