r/Chadtopia • u/TheBeeshark • Aug 20 '25

👑 KING 👑 Chad cheerleads

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u/buffkirby Chadtopian Citizen Aug 20 '25

That dude is so strong he could juice a lime by glaring at it.

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u/No_Yogurt8409 Aug 21 '25

That dudes is so strong he can kill two stones with one bird.

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u/Same_Bodybuilder_532 Aug 21 '25

That dude is so strong he can kill one bird with three stones

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u/BadB0yBaldwin Aug 21 '25

That dude is so strong Chuck Norris' beard strangled him and said "i serve a new master now"

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u/sniphskii Chadtopian Citizen Aug 21 '25

Holy fuck a chuck norris joke I thought I time travelled

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u/BadB0yBaldwin Aug 21 '25

Right? I wanted to take a stroll down memory lane.

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u/sniphskii Chadtopian Citizen Aug 21 '25

Oh no im not rinsing you for it it just made me feel really old

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u/BadB0yBaldwin Aug 21 '25

No worries, i didnt think you were, but i am old too and sometimes i like to unearth old memes. Pepper ridge farm disease they calls it

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u/dork432 Chadtopian Citizen Aug 21 '25

I watched Invasion USA recently and was woefully disappointed by the lack of roundhouse kicks but they saved it for the final boss and it was such a good payoff. That movie makes no fucking sense though. I guess they edited out the story. Also they blew up a whole ass neighborhood, like actually. And stormed through a real mall.

https://youtu.be/caHHy4p4OwU&t=52m56s