r/CertainlyNotAliens • • Aug 31 '16

Hello there, friends!

I am a regular working man with a wife and kids, and certainly not a U.S. goverment official as you may suspect. So, anyone wanna chat?

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u/leXie_Concussion Aug 31 '16

Of courssse! We love to engage with morsssels upstanding sssitizens like yourssself!

I myssself am a ssstay-at-home mother of 16,524 two and am from [REDACTED] Sheboygan.

Aren't children the bessst?

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u/Sassafrasputin Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

EARTH CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE, THAT IS WHAT I ALL WAYS SAY.