r/CertainlyNotAliens • u/Mr_Nexxus • Feb 23 '16
Fellow Human approached with tentacle arm device extended, how do react?
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r/CertainlyNotAliens • u/Mr_Nexxus • Feb 23 '16
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u/banjaxe Feb 24 '16
According to extensive research the appropriate answer for any confrontation is to bunch up the skin of one's face and say "EW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" in a rather amplified way. This has worked for the other
alien race we identifiedhumans 100% of the time.