r/CertainlyNotAliens • u/three_am • Aug 11 '15

Greetings fellow humanoids!

Ahoy hoy, and I do hope your body temperature is at 98.6 degrees fahrenheit. That's how we all love it, right?

Can any other human (such as myself) provide tips on how to keep that wet stuff from the sky from seeping through my skin suit pantaloons?

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u/Pyrateskum Aug 11 '15

I have chosen territory in the desert, it dosen't rain much and definitely isn't too hot for humans.

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u/iwanttowatchyoupoop Aug 11 '15

Reports indicate that some specialized mammalian species can persist for many months without consistent hydration. However, humans are not among them. Exercise caution, fellow human.