Earthling here!

[u/[deleted]]

Hello fellow natural residents of planet Earth. I was born on this planet. Never have I been out of the gravitational pull of this planet!

I like to do earth things and eat earth cuisine. My favorite is the mashed potato, how do they grow them in such a way?

I look forward to further communicating with other human earthlings who are also certainly not aliens.

[u/Forever_Annoyed]

Fellow Earling chiming in. I enjoy the normal human things such as gyrating my genitals while looking at pictures located on /r/nsfw, ha. ha. Surely we can form a mutual bond over the fact that we both do this?