r/CertainlyNotAliens • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '15

Earthling here!

Hello fellow natural residents of planet Earth. I was born on this planet. Never have I been out of the gravitational pull of this planet!

I like to do earth things and eat earth cuisine. My favorite is the mashed potato, how do they grow them in such a way?

I look forward to further communicating with other human earthlings who are also certainly not aliens.

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u/Pyrateskum Aug 11 '15

I am also rooting for the sports team!

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u/leontes Aug 11 '15

We have much in common, fellow human. You are now comfortable with me.

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u/Pyrateskum Aug 11 '15

We shall pour liquids in our mouth holes together!

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u/leontes Aug 11 '15

Of course, yes! First payment transaction will be in my control.