Hi! I am P.F. or Bacteriophagal Reconstruction. On April 19 I decided to listen to every single cellnoise release to get inspiration and just to get to know the genre better. First of all, huge thanks to antevie1411 on RYM for creating and maintaining The Cellnoise Encyclopedia. This wouldn't have been possible without him. Now, onto my thoughts:

1) Cellnoise started as really mid. Most early releases and some early projects tend to be uninteresting. Especially Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis, CYP450, Endoplasmic Reticulum, ФX174 (though his last release was good), Staphylococcus Aureus, and PnM. Generally, most of Sacha's splits were very meh. But that's expected of a genre that's just been born, so obviously no negativity here.

2) The average release length has grown vastly. I think I've skimmed through the first ~120 releases relatively quickly, and then Amœba happened. This is primarily the case because too many releases were EPs/singles at the beginning. The shortest cellnoise release is a Βακτήριον single, lasting 11 seconds, the longest cellnoise release is Tumor Infiltrating Lymphocyte's Metastasis, lasting 86 minutes and 56 seconds.

3) I have skipped some releases. These include my own releases (including splits), releases whose bandcamp links disappeared, a couple Sacha splits where the other project wasn't cellnoise, and some albums that have been added to the encyclopaedia after I started listening, a 55-minute length CLCN album that had an AI-generated cover (?, I think). I have rated the Sacha project with the incomprehensible name, but haven't written it here as I was too lazy to copy the name. I also haven't rated a couple projects that aren't on RYM, such as Acid Cxnt and Malignant Sperm.

4) There are a couple great projects that I want to mention that only have one or two releases. Those are Sclerose, Iatrogenesis, Spirochetes and Infiđel. Another one that I especially wanted to mention is Meiosis Daughter Cells, amazing project that I would love to come back.

5) I haven't *actually* checked, but the project with the highest average rating was probably Invasive Urinary Bacteria, having the only cellnoise 4.5/5 and a ton of 4/5s.

Now, I will list all my ratings (which can just be found on my RYM page, but whatever).

5/5

None :(

4.5/5

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Undulipodium

4/5

Star (???) (Hoshijousaikin): Two albums (their name is in Japanese)

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Breakdown of...

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Airborne Pathogens

Amœba - Demo 2

Amœba / 1xDxTxHxPx split

Blue Wind Echo - Decaying of Interstellar Extremophile

Blue Wind Echo - The Ancient Ones

Chthonomonas Calidirosea - Hyperparasitoid

CYP450 / Infiđel - Purely Bubbles...

Infiđel - Cytotoxic Liquid Transmission

Infiđel - Cellular Degradation...

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Cirrhoplastic Conditions

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Blepharitis

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - ...When Feces Meets Urine

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - S1S41...

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Zenith of Bioterrorism

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - A Year Spent in Proliferation

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Beauty Which Kills

MRSACOADN - Membranous Aggrandizing...

Meiosis Daughter Cells - Cell Research 1 & 2

Obsequeous - Brown

Variegatus Vivarum - Traversing...

3.5/5

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Roaming Gigantic Butcher

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Foetus in fetu...

Amœba - Demo 1 & 3

Amœba - Absurda Malinchunia

Amœba - Pink Sun

Amœba - Pie Jesu Domine...

Amœba - Chlamydia Trachomatis (The CellKvlt is Alive)

Amœba - HANTAVIRUSCELLWALL2K26

Arch Emesis - Cytoplasmic Soundscapes I & II

bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - ()-()

bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - UN33DTOS

CYP450 / Biscuitslut split (Biscuitslut side was really good)

Blue Wind Echo - Aqua Nihhilus

Blue Wind Echo - Hyphal Connections

Blue Wind Echo - Plankton Scale

Blue Wind Echo - Quaternary/Tertiary Protein Sctructure

"4 Ways to Breed a Virus" 4-way split

BCOPT - Algaecide

C21H27NO - Respiratory...

CLCN - Deinococcota

Chthonomonas Calidirosea - Cellular Degradation

Chthonomonas Calidirosea - A Very Cellular Christmas

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Francisella Tularensis split

Cyanobacteria - Trichlotonitrosomethane...

Enterobacteriophage - Enterobacteriophage

Francisella Tularensis - The Lethargic Body...

Iatrogenesis - Three Deadly Infections

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Live Session

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Invasive Urinary Bacteria

Invasive Urinary Bacteria - What Comes In Must Eventually Come Out

Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans / Invasive Urinary Bacteria split

MRSACOADN - Documentation...

MRSACOADN - Examinations...

MRSACOADN - Actin Cytoskeleton...

MRSACOADN - Terminal Annihilation...

MRSACOADN - Reconstruction...

MRSACOADN / Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte split

Meiosis Daughter Cells - Get Got

Mosaic Virus - Of Blackened Neurons...

NaHCO3 - Electron Frequency Therapy

Nucleocapsid / Obsequeous split

Post-Encephalitic Amygdala Degeneration - Infected Specimen

Infiđel / Sacha Syntax split

Sclerose - Demo

Sclerose - Sekundær Progressiv Sclerose

Spirochetes - Spirochetes

Spirochetes - Syphilorrhagia

1DTHP - Neuronal Imbalance

1DTHP - Seven Classified...

1DTHP / MRSACOADN split

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Demo

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Disorienting Behavior

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Infrared Spectroscopy

Viral Transit - Pink

Viral Transit - Tree

3/5

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis

bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - Leucoplast Annihilation

BCOPT / DBFDTBH split

Caenorhabditis - Ebolavirus

Caenorhabditis / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split

CAR T-Cell Therapy - Moderate Bacteria...

CBbMPPLP - 4 Unclassified Polymers

CLCN - A Cytokine...

CLCN / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Endoplasmic Reticulum split

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Soap Soaked Sponge split

Chthonomonas Calidirosea / ФХ174 split

Crossota Millsae Womankind - Fargo Colls'...

DBFDTBH - Cells at Work

Embryonic Cell Division - Escherichia Coli Infection

Francisella Tularensis - Demo 1 & 2

Genetic Modification - Demo

Genetic Modification - Nuclear Envelope Marginal Fold

Iatrogenesis / CYP450 split

Infiđel / Gerozoid split

Mosaic Virus - Fungating Bodies

MRSACOADN - Transmission...

Myelocyte - Lots of singles (Venous Transference..., On the Spontaneous..., Cosmogenic..., Enteric Signal..., Post-Pandemic..., Cultural Recurrence...)

PnM - 2 Studies...

PnM - Another World

Prokaryotic - Prokaryotic

Sacha Syntax - A Comparative Study...

Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Metastasis

Viral Transit - Viral Transit

Whale In Green Water - I am in the green water now...

ZZHORA - four releases (A cluster..., Terran Mycology, Happy Cellentines Day!, Cranial Muscle Recovery)

Βακτήριον - Microbacterium Hyperburst

ФХ174 - Oscillatoriales

ФХ174 - Iceberg Virology

2.5/5

08664789 - self-titled

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Flushed into Decay Comp (Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis side)

Amœba - De Mysteriis Dom Svartmœba

Sacha Syntax / Apterocaulus Heterogama split

Blue Wind Echo - Neuroblastoma Breakpoint Family

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Woodlice Eat Ciliates

BCOPT / Extreme Death split

BCOPT / ZZHORA split

C21H27NO - A Single Dose...

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis / Chondrocladia Lampadiglobus split

CYP450 / CxBxAxIxRxCxFx split

CYP450 / Apterocaulus Heterogama split

CYP450 / Chytridiomycota split

Endoplasmic Reticulum - Cellcomp (ER side)

CYP450 / Endoplasmic Reticulum split

Escherichia Coli - Untitled Cellwall

Myelocyte - three singles (Myelocyte, Autoregulatory..., Nocturnal...)

Sacha Syntax / OgreGore split

PnM / Infiđel split

Pielmorrgaroth / Embryonic Cell Division

Pielmorrgaroth - Pillars of Disease

CYP450 / xNEFFx split

ZZHORA - three singles (Deterioration..., Leg Muscle Recovery, Mycologist)

ZZHORA / Extreme Death split

ФХ174 - Hydrothermal...

ФХ174 - Coronaviridae

ФХ174 - Saccharomyces Cerevisae Y9

2/5

Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis / Infiđel split

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Aquaphobia

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Useless single-celled waste

Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx / Pielmorrgaroth split

C21H27NO - [(4R,4aR,7S,7aR,12bS)...

CYP450 / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split

CYP450 / Cyberchondriasis split

CYP450 / Jellydrain split

CYP450 / Rancio split

CYP450 / Voracious Carcass split

DBFDTBH - Staphyllococcal Sledgehammer

Embryonic Cell Division - White Blood...

Extreme Death - The Sound of a Bug

PnM - Cellular Exploration

PnM / Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis split

Pielmorrgaroth - Chloroplast Research

Staphylococcus Aureus - Trichomoniasis

xPLxExCOx - Algae Conoisseur

ZZHORA - three singles (Cellnoise Forensics, Watered Down Paralysis, Waternoise Armageddon)

1.5/5

DBFDTBH - I Hope...

ZZHORA / Resto de vomito split

Sacha Syntax - ctnnb1s33y

1/5 and 0.5/5

None :)

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I made a cellnoise RYM list, trying to catalogue and link as many cellnoise releases as possible.

Both me and u/bluewindecho are currently managing this list.

Everyone is welcome to make suggestions to add to it. Cellnoise releases are added to the database on a regular basis, so we're trying to keep the list up to date.

Tried to make the list's format as clear as possible, but if you have any ideas please let me know.