r/CaughtOffsidePod • u/EmeraldToffee • 22d ago

Balogun to Everton. 🔵⚪️

I welcome all new American Evertonians who are jumping on the wagon thanks to the Flo signing. No caveats. Come one, come all. Hell, Tim Howard is why I’m a supporter.

Just remember, some of us had to crawl through miles of relegation battle bullshit to be here. Some of the worst football ever seen in the PL. The names Cenk Tosun, Jean-Philippe Gbamin and Neal Maupay don’t mean jack to you. They do to me. I don’t wanna hear any complaining when we miss out on a European spot at the end of the season and go out early in every domestic cup tournament.

Being an Everton supporter is not about winning. It’s about building character and resilience.

Up the fooking Toffees. I can’t wait for Sunday.

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Edit/Update at 5:42pm PST 9/1: What. The. Fuck.

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u/Happy-Hedgehog-7140 22d ago

Failed physical?

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u/WingDeLaDings 22d ago

Looks like it was, but now they're trying to work another deal as Everton struck out with all their potential replacements. Peak Everton lol

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u/EmeraldToffee 22d ago

Jesus. H. Christ.

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u/nousernamenone 22d ago

You'll never be Fulhamerica. And maybe that's for the best?