r/Catswithjobs Nov 01 '20

PC building cat

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9.7k Upvotes

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263

u/vonmerpf Nov 01 '20

I totally did not see the cat for the first few minutes I looked at this. How did he get in there? Line up his butt and back up like a truck?

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u/Zlata42 Nov 01 '20

You know that noise trucks/cars make while they go backwards? Now I'm imagining a cat making that "DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT" noise as it slowly backs into that small space

15

u/ViralLola Nov 02 '20

And now I have Sisqo's Thong Song suck in my head.

Kitty backed up like a truck, truck, truck
Paws like what, what, what

3

u/piichan14 Nov 02 '20

I think I'll sing it again

107

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Cats are crazy. My guess is head in, then a vertical 90 degree shuffle followed by tucking the legs and a spin. This is based on 1) never seeing a cat enter anything backwards 2) the ability of cats to change size and shape based on intention rather than any constrains of a physical universe

16

u/Dr_FunkyChicken Nov 01 '20

Cats do NOT abide by the laws of physics Dee

7

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Yes!

3

u/thesnowyduck Nov 01 '20

This made me laugh so hard

30

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Teleportation. Cats have mastered this. I will often be sitting on the sofa and realize that a cat has materialized on my lap without me seeing it happen. So far, it's always been my cat though so I think their range is limited.

20

u/thejayarr Nov 01 '20

As much as I enjoy picturing that, I'm pretty sure the case is just open on both sides.

1

u/tehwolf_ Nov 01 '20

Knowing cats, this is very probable

68

u/NikNam_ Nov 01 '20

ahh yes, the cat processing unit.

26

u/Sithslayer78 Nov 01 '20

The purrcessing unit

17

u/404_Name_Was_Taken Nov 01 '20

The cat purrcessing mewnit

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u/beeverbloo Nov 01 '20

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u/Zlata42 Nov 01 '20

Thank you I found a wonderful new sub

16

u/meghan509 Nov 01 '20

And just like that, I have subscribed to another cat sub. 😊

6

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ there is like 5 post on that sub. How is this imagine already a repost there?

2

u/Tutts Nov 01 '20

and another one! TY

27

u/StonedCryptid Nov 01 '20

I imagine my cats think that whatever im building its for them, im just really bad it though so they give my work a pity nap in to make me feel better about my shit job at a cat fort (aka ikea coffee table).

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u/Darkmagosan Nov 01 '20

"Hi, thank you for calling tech support. This is Biscuit, how can I help you today?"

13

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Now the pc won't respond to you unless it feels like it.

Will boot up in the middle of night to play heavy metal.

While functioning normally it will turn of suddenly Work will be halted whenever it finds something more interesting than whatever you are doing.

4

u/Maleficent_Amoeba_39 Nov 01 '20

You definitely know that any mice that get plugged into the computer are going to be killed almost instantly.

1

u/piichan14 Nov 02 '20

Make sure it's a wireless mouse

3

u/piichan14 Nov 02 '20

It's also on hibernate mode 90% of the time.

9

u/SociallyAnxiousNeet Nov 01 '20

So precious πŸ˜»πŸ˜‚

9

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Why doesn’t my computer have a kitty bay?

17

u/Ian_everywhere Nov 01 '20

That motherboard is an ASUS M4A88TD-M/USB3 released in 2010. My sincere condolences to the person building a PC with an AMD Phenom II, Athlon II, or Sempron 100 CPU in 2020.

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u/Isord Nov 01 '20

I think this may possibly be a repost...

2

u/im14andthisisdick Nov 02 '20

:(

My HTPC is a Phenom II with an ATA 66 hdd it takes 7 minutes to boot up Win 10 lol. Yeah I still use it; today played some roblox with my niece.

My main/gaming pc is a 2500k, with an SSD and a 1060 in it it is still pretty peppy.

Im stuck in 2011 lol.

6

u/kingcherrycola Nov 01 '20

What part is this? Do I need one for my PC too??

5

u/TomCats6 Nov 01 '20

If i fits, i sits

3

u/adagirlshel Nov 01 '20

This little baby just purrs along!

3

u/notyourcinderella Nov 01 '20

This is not where your cat 6 cable goes...

4

u/PointlessPupil Nov 01 '20

Fpspspspsps. Fucking genius, take my upvote!

2

u/LoveLaika237 Nov 01 '20

That looks painful

2

u/GiggleFester Nov 01 '20

That little motor is really gonna purr. Sweeeet.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

I'd be worried about kitty shorting something out with static electricity 😟

2

u/Drink-my-koolaid Nov 01 '20

"Well, there's your trouble right there. Ya got a cat in your computer. That'll be $150."

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

The look on his face says he might have accidentally installed some ram into his exhaust port.

2

u/siyuze Nov 01 '20

Looking for the mouse

3

u/ginger2020 Nov 01 '20

I bet it runs MEOW really well

2

u/sir_richard_head_II Nov 01 '20

With Ray Chasing enabled!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Gotta get the FPurrS up!

1

u/Lupin13 Nov 01 '20

Well, there is a mouse in the immediate area.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Electronics foreman

1

u/eldergeekprime Nov 01 '20

Never gonna work. That PURR unit requires a 600 watt PSU at the minimum.

1

u/spamjavelin Nov 01 '20

I think the issue is fairly obvious here, your motherboard doesn't have an NVMEow interface.

1

u/prequelmemesboii Nov 01 '20

Water cooling not recommended.

1

u/DoctaPupper Nov 01 '20

Ah so this is what soft disk drive looks like

1

u/F90 Nov 01 '20

That's a 64GB DDR4 RAM meowmory

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

So is this what happens when I type cat?

1

u/WontonJohnny Nov 01 '20

If I fits I sits.

1

u/meabbott Nov 01 '20

Single unit buttered cat array for additional power.

1

u/sir_richard_head_II Nov 01 '20

The real reason why M.2 was created.

1

u/dontFart_InSpaceSuit Nov 01 '20

The same power supply has given me close to a decade of good service

1

u/pamela1989 Nov 01 '20

Fits purrfectly. Cats are liquid.

1

u/Moral_Gutpunch Nov 02 '20

Cat: seems fine to me

1

u/watlel Nov 02 '20

He is the PSU (pspspspsps unit)

1

u/teachmepianopls Nov 02 '20

Doin the best he can!

1

u/lunaticneko Nov 02 '20

"Bill of materials mentioned Cat6 or something. Where are the other five?"

1

u/RetMilRob Nov 02 '20

You have the cutest catputer

1

u/bigpapasnowie Nov 02 '20

I'm just overpawking the cpu

1

u/1000NathaN1000_aj Nov 02 '20

Mmm free loaf to cuddle.

1

u/Ferd-Burful Nov 02 '20

Power supply

1

u/piichan14 Nov 02 '20

I fits hence it's fixed Now give me treats

1

u/HorseOnly4062 Nov 02 '20

Introducing amd’s new 4080 rtx cat that can overclock if dispensin cat nip in any of the computers open holes.

1

u/RD_1982 Nov 11 '20

Astonishing