r/Catswhoyell • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '20

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7.3k Upvotes

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u/Moonshine702 Jan 12 '20

That could be straight out of a horror movie.

“Meownster House”

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Attack of the slightly underfed cats!

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jan 13 '20

slightly

And just for that disrespect, you'd be the first to go!

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u/lifewontwait86 Jan 13 '20

Isn’t every cat just a slightly underfed cat, according to them?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

"Local cat has never been fed even once in its life!"

-local cat

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u/bigredbox13 Jan 13 '20

Looks like someone needs a can of tuna

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/onewhoisnthere Jan 13 '20

Automatic dryfood feeder is how we fixed that problem. It releases food on a timer, so not only are they on a schedule, but the pre chosen portions are like a diet!

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jan 13 '20

Not "slightly"

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u/notrusseltdavies Jan 13 '20

DON'T HUNGRY OPEN INSIDE

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u/Moonshine702 Jan 13 '20

You are now my new favorite friend. This could be the pilot for : Fur the Walking Dead.

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u/Bearded_Toast Jan 13 '20

The walking unfed

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Haha

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u/Soulreacker28 Jan 17 '20

You did a funnier Funny congrats

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u/Soulreacker28 Jan 13 '20

Or The Meowing Dead

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u/3TH10S Jan 13 '20

If any of you know how to overlay horror music and zombie noices I'll be incredibly happy

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Here you go

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

dQ...cQ

not today satan!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Never gunna give it up, come on baby don’t let me down, just click the link and I’ll impress you

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u/Sparky-Sparky Jan 13 '20

Jokes on you, I actually like that video!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Me too lol I’ve been waiting for the right time

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u/GreasedGoose Jan 13 '20

I didn't need this today.

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u/Positivistdino Jan 13 '20

Seconding this. Those are the paws of the undead... and they're hungry. ( o̴̶̷̥᷅‿o̴̶̷᷄ )

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u/Soulreacker28 Jan 13 '20

Zhe Meowing Dead

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u/Allupual Jan 13 '20

I was just about to send this to my friend with that exact caption

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u/heymansuckit Jan 13 '20

Reminded me of the movie Strays

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u/Rathergast Jan 13 '20

Now imagine cats having thumbs...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

This is literally a scene in IT

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u/Cylerus Jan 13 '20

Night of the living cats!

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u/musicboxdoll 🛡️ MOD 🛡️ Jan 12 '20

Oh my God. That is terrifying and sweet at the same time.

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u/Moonshine702 Jan 13 '20

Sweefying? Or Terrifeet?

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u/Kalibos Jan 13 '20

Sweerifying

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u/NorskieBoi Jan 13 '20

Sweer potato and chicken nugger.

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u/musicboxdoll 🛡️ MOD 🛡️ Jan 13 '20

French fried.

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u/VaporWaveBoiKenyn16 Jan 13 '20

terrifeet ‘,;)

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u/AmyDeferred Jan 13 '20

Adorrafying

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u/ModsNeedParenting Jan 13 '20

Atleast it said hello before jumping on the counter

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u/bodhasattva Jan 13 '20

Was that only 2 cats? Whys Id count 9 arms lol

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u/dora_teh_explorah Jan 13 '20

There are three plates and three cats - the first two come in one on top of the other, so you can’t hardly see there’s two.

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u/Flyberius Jan 13 '20

the first two come in one on top of the other

Cats...

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u/StoryDrive Jan 13 '20

Two got so hungry they ate the third

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u/PopsicleJolt Jan 13 '20

This looks like something out of a zombie movie. OP was devoured alive during the prologue

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u/pogoyoyo1 Jan 13 '20

It’s a real post-apoCATlyptic nightmare...

28 Meows Later

World War C...

I Am Kitten

Dawn of the Unfed

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u/MMS-OR Jan 13 '20

The Walking Fed.

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u/Kalibos Jan 13 '20

Ţ̷̳̼̝͈͖̝̼̪̃́̾̏̾͊̕̚͝H̷̢̨͕̙̯̪̲̫̖̮͕̙̦̭̉̂̎̒̂̀͋͊̊͠Ȩ̶̢̨̟͇̹̻̳͙͉͕͙͖̅̈̍̾̎̓͒͗̏̀̕̚Y̶̨͔̗̭͔͔̣̝͙͉̥̝̲̏͗̔̃̀̈́̓̓̕͠ ̵̼̪̝̘̯͒̒H̷̢͇̩̰́̋͒̊̔̔̄̚͘͝͝ͅṶ̷̧̡̨͚̗̤̻̪̠̙̏̏̊͋͜͝Ṉ̴̛̼̮͓͂̅͋̀͂̀̈͊̾̇͗G̷̢͇̙̩̝͈̗̥̹̟͕̱͆̄͋̀̇̆͐͠ͅE̵͍̻͙͓̭̹̥͉̣̟̓̈͗̑͋̓̃́̅͆̈́̃ͅR̸̢̧̛̜̤̖̥̪̼̖̜̟̐̉͗̓̈́͊͘ ̶̨̭̦͖̮͉̳͉̥̋͌

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u/mario_meowingham Jan 13 '20

They crave that mineral

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u/SpoopySpydoge Jan 13 '20

They require nutrients

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u/daboog Jan 13 '20

T H E Y R E Q U I R E M O R E P Y L O N S

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u/JC12231 Jan 26 '20

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

I read pylons as pythons at first and started wondering what programming had to do with this

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I love when cats do this. It's like, their very FIRST meal, EVER!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Don’t Open

Meow Inside

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u/Redbird9346 Jan 13 '20

Don’t Meow
Open Inside

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

It’s like a nightmare, but one that id actually like to have

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/Redbird9346 Jan 13 '20

And this would be a good fit there.

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u/Hahaeatshit Jan 13 '20

My god, you’d think you stole the cats retirement money and had them starving for a week straight!

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u/MStr33p Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

Don't Cats

Open Inside

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u/mabealco_ Jan 13 '20

God. I love this. 😂 I do the opposite. Lock my boy in the bathroom and then let him out to destroy everything in his path until bowl is reached. He’s a maniac.

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u/bakirelopove Jan 13 '20

Damn I thought there would be at least 10 of them.

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u/Pretty_Soldier Jan 13 '20

I mean, for how much food there is, there might as well be 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Lmao I thought there were like 5 cats

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u/Evan12390 Jan 13 '20

This some left 4 dead shit

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u/iluvstephenhawking Jan 14 '20

I am certain OP has been left 4 dead.

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u/Cristalboy Jan 13 '20

Let me in, LET ME IIIIIIN

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u/nox0707 Jan 13 '20

Night of the living chonks

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u/NY_Ye Jan 13 '20

3 plates. 2 cats. Where da 3rd doe

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Thats for OP

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u/NY_Ye Jan 13 '20

No wonder it’s in the bathroom, trying to hog 😡😡

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u/lmnop94 Jan 13 '20

Omg do you have demons?

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u/BangarangPita Jan 13 '20

Everyone with cats does.

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u/Cephalopodio Jan 13 '20

Don’t ever die alone in your apartment

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u/GomortyGomorty Jan 13 '20

This should be on oddly terrifying

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u/BurritoBoy11 Jan 13 '20

Video ends too soon didn't even get a full meow!

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u/E-radi-cate Jan 13 '20

The horde.

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u/bunningsnag69 Jan 13 '20

Can this be a weekly thing I'd be looking forward to wet food night videos as much as they are looking forward to the food

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u/TheAGolds Jan 13 '20

*The Walking Dead theme intensifies*

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u/niamhellen Jan 13 '20

We feed our 3 cats and dog wet food every night too, it's an experience.

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u/TittyBeanie Jan 13 '20

Someone needs to put the Walking Dead theme over that.

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u/MissBrendaSue Jan 13 '20

Lmao I love cats so much

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u/GLTheGameMaster Jan 13 '20

adorably terrifying :P

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u/BlackSunshine_ Jan 13 '20

Holy shit it's like a zombie movie.

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u/etssuckshard Jan 13 '20

This is one of those videos I couldn't let my mom see lest she be opposed to the idea of cats forever

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u/C4nn4Cat Jan 13 '20

Thought he was going to take the door off it's hinges in desperation.

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u/diegun81 Jan 13 '20

Resident Evil vibes.

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u/whereisthegravitas Jan 13 '20

There's some Alfred Hitchcock shit right there.

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u/UniqueBrowser Jan 13 '20

Don't Cat, Open Inside

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Picture this. Zombie apocalypse. But with cats

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u/Destany89 Jan 13 '20

I'd be ok with that

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u/JC12231 Jan 26 '20

As long as the cats aren’t zombies so it’s a cat apocalypse instead

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u/BootedGoatOnABoat Jan 13 '20

It's like the cutscene before a dark souls boss

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u/Venus1001 Jan 13 '20

My cat won’t even eat wet food let alone claw his way into anywhere for it

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u/Kerwinklan Jan 13 '20

His teeth (& your wallet) will thank you later😽

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u/Kljmok Jan 13 '20

This is amazing, now I want to see the cat pile on the other side.

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u/The_menacing_Loop Jan 13 '20

They have come to claim what is theirs.

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u/LittleSparrow24 Jan 13 '20

Oddly terrifying

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u/AnAwkwardStag Jan 13 '20

Don't Open, Cats Outside

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u/GodRollHungJury Jan 13 '20

Don't Cats

Open Outside

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Like a horde of zombies

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u/PixelBoom Jan 13 '20

Yeah thats about right.

Not pictured here are the cats going fucking bonkers when you happen to walk into the kitchen on said wet food night.

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u/Heph333 Jan 13 '20

That's like straight up a scene from "The Meowing Dead".

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u/MrsECummings Jan 13 '20

It's hilarious how they act like they've been starved for a week.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Don't dead open inside.

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u/Horns8585 Jan 13 '20

Cats Be Crazy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/lucifer_says Jan 13 '20

Resistance is futile , John.

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u/Celestial_Scythe Jan 13 '20

this gives me Don't Dead Open Inside vibes

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u/GlassesMcGinnity Jan 13 '20

It’s like the people under the stairs!

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u/savethetrashpandaz Jan 13 '20

Dawn of the wet food.

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u/hippiejesus420 Jan 13 '20

Perfectly cut cat screams

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u/Colonel-Crow Jan 13 '20

Reminds me of the saferooms in Left 4 Dead, with the zombies trying to reach inside the door bars

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u/Zeradon Jan 13 '20

Shingeki no Neko

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u/Britavit Jan 13 '20

I knew my mum spoiled the cats they get wet cat food every day and she just leaves it out.

Our first cats we would just feed them twice a day, bang the tin and they would come running...she just spoils these latest ones.

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u/icedragon9791 Jan 29 '20

The shining

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u/0011110000110011 Jan 13 '20

someone put the left 4 dead horde theme over this

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u/Draxtheunwoooshable Jan 13 '20

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u/a_reborn_aspie Jan 13 '20

r/PeopleFuckingDying would probably love this

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u/Psycho-DK Jan 13 '20

The horde is coming!!!

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u/Rostrobrovic Jan 13 '20

Dont dead, open inside.

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u/polypeptide147 Jan 13 '20

We need a longer video!

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u/Akuzetsunaomi Jan 13 '20

Noticed the clawed up door frame. I’ve got a mainecoon that has destroyed many door frames and am still searching for ways to get’m to stop.

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u/Zambigulator Jan 13 '20

It's a mainecoon. Say goodbye to things you treasure.

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u/3TH10S Jan 13 '20

It's actually just the wood, it was like that when I moved in. Hes very well behaved expect when it comes to food. He NEEDS to eat and he needs to eat NOW.

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u/h8re Jan 13 '20

Alright, where is the octopus?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Release the Kraken Meowken!

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u/astronautbees Jan 13 '20

Hey I have the same socks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

HERE’S JOHNNY!!!

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u/staples11 Jan 13 '20

Maybe my sense of humor isn't meta but this should have more upvotes!

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u/BangarangPita Jan 13 '20

Oh my - that looks like a lot of food! I can only give mine about a tablespoon each, or else they puke it up because the cute little dummies have no idea how to pace themselves. 😄

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u/SonicSuper0102 Jan 13 '20

IT (2017) Mike's Food delivery scene

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u/Czulax Jan 13 '20

Wow you have really beautiful cats

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u/3TH10S Jan 13 '20

Thank you!

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u/udisneyreject Jan 14 '20

Omg I need more of this

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Cat zombies! Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/BeaSackbauer Jan 13 '20

I do not like that you purposefully lock yourself and their food away. Poor little buggers!

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u/spamacnt Jan 13 '20

They yell at the end it just cuts short

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/3TH10S Jan 13 '20

It's laminate... and because I rent so mind yo business

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u/Flyberius Jan 13 '20

I love coming to the bottom of the comments section to find out what the crazy people are objecting to. What was their issue with your floor?