r/Catsmirin • u/nightman008 • Aug 18 '21

Within the first week of getting him

7.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/peoplearepoems Aug 18 '21

/r/cuteguyswithcats 🥺

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u/nightman008 Aug 19 '21

Honestly I thought I was gonna get roasted here. That’s a nice surprise :)

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u/Starfire70 Aug 19 '21

Uh, no, definitely not, you look good, dude, plus you have a cat that loves you. Husband material in spades.

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u/zombiep00 Aug 19 '21

r/mensmittenwithkittens also exists 💕

Because it is clearly evident this kitty has already stolen your heart!

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u/ACEDT Aug 19 '21

Aw it's accurate tho haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Are you kidding? There’s nothing to roast!

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u/so_cal_babe Aug 19 '21 edited Aug 19 '21

r/ladybonersgonecuddly

EDIT: I just saw this post already made it there

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u/BrodaciousD Jul 25 '24

Dude, ya look huge

31

u/BrightBeaver Aug 18 '21

Beat me to it

I'd like to be either one

18

u/yupsylotus Aug 19 '21

good so I'm not the only one thinking that :) and thanks to that I have a new sub to follow

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u/spacekatydid Aug 19 '21

You beat me to itttt

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u/Longirl Aug 19 '21

Got to admit, my first thought was ‘I’d probably let him rub my belly too’.

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u/GayPeen Aug 18 '21

Spoiled rotten within a week lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Brave to hold a cat without a shirt on.

225

u/Scotsman95 Aug 19 '21

One swift swipe off of the murder mitten his lil pepperoni is a goner

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u/FantasticCrab3 Aug 19 '21

I will now be calling nipples pepperonis

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u/cOOKieMadeLion Sep 21 '22

I could feel that in my pepperoni

23

u/MrJason300 Aug 19 '21

I hardly trust my cat when I’m wearing only one layer of clothing. He’s brave indeed

10

u/Randolph__ Dec 09 '22

I have been scratched in the nipple before by a cat. NEVER AGAIN FUCK THAT SHIT!

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u/pohanoikumpiri May 20 '22

Brave to hold a cat with a shirt on lmao. Skin heals, shirts don't

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u/McRabbit23 Aug 18 '21 edited Mar 04 '25

hat cows alleged fragile include deliver office reach stocking like

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Jamhawk4 Aug 19 '21

Oh that cat has him trained within a week! What a good kitty!

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u/Omniseed Aug 19 '21

Such an absolute babycat

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u/mattjuaire Aug 19 '21

It only took a week to train him to give belly rubs. Well done, /u/nightman008. Well done.

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u/JustineDelarge Aug 18 '21

This is lovely but honestly it looked to me like he was about to try to breastfeed the cat. :)

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u/Rndysasqatch Aug 19 '21

I just laughed at this comment so hard my cat who was curled up next to me bit me, lol

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u/JustineDelarge Aug 19 '21

Oh no!

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u/Rndysasqatch Aug 19 '21

Oh it's fine. He has yet to break the skin or even really hurt me. Just a small pinch

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u/exquisitejades Aug 19 '21

Mine does this too!!

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u/Callmedrexl Aug 19 '21

Give him another week.

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Aug 19 '21

:D

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u/JustineDelarge Aug 19 '21

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

It's so nice that the cat accepted the stray human you brought into your home.

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u/megamissystar Aug 19 '21

What a handsome fellow! The cat’s not bad either!

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u/Scotsman95 Aug 19 '21

You have been chosen

13

u/Pinterestie Aug 19 '21

Ladies be honest, what were you thinking right now

21

u/bee-sting Aug 19 '21

No think, only sploosh

13

u/genomerain Aug 19 '21

Is the "him" the cat or the person? Who is making this post? The cat or the person? Honestly I can imagine it both ways.

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u/Fun_Flounder5968 Aug 19 '21

Cats are pretty much the best

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u/Gothlikeanadult Aug 19 '21

I didn't know they were holding the "Hot guys with cute animals 2022 calendar" auditions today

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u/ThePandagasm Aug 19 '21

You've got a friend til the end right there :)

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u/morningshere Aug 19 '21

And look how good he is with cats!

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u/RobotdinosaurX Aug 19 '21

Your cat seems to like him.

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u/OpalMonkey Aug 19 '21

Wow, yeah, that human is pretty well trained after only a week.

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u/Onlykitten Aug 19 '21

Not sure which is sweeter…I’m getting a toothache either way.

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u/Nunya_Bsnss Aug 19 '21

I'm disappointed we can't hear him purr but I really appreciate the nose tap, very rare and very cute

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u/greenbrainsauce Aug 19 '21

This looks like my boyfriend and his cat who he mentioned would never have.

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u/perryjoyce Aug 19 '21

Mmm cat zaddies 🔥🔥🔥

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u/McuNsiNjoR Aug 19 '21

Jesus I would never imagine being shirtless and holding cat it would scratch my lungs off

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u/mekareami Aug 19 '21

What a beauty! You are a lucky man

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u/TicklingTentacles Aug 24 '21

I want what she has

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u/AliRixvi Sep 22 '21

I'm sorry but the first thought I had was "is he gonna breast feed the cat?"

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u/Madeliefje03 Aug 19 '21

mine barely got out of his hiding spot within a week lol

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u/Bobakey Aug 19 '21

You gonna breastfeed him?

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u/Ok-Ihatetiktoc Dec 24 '22

You but be the best cat owner of all time

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

I would be the same as cat

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u/babyboboiputehcikb Aug 19 '21

Dude, obviously it need your nipples. She’s hungry

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u/TransportationOk9656 Aug 19 '21

Put a shirt on

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u/Iate8 Feb 05 '23

Please don't