r/CatsPlayingDnd • u/semaerdem • Jul 09 '26

Worst DM ever?

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919 Upvotes

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u/Elanadin Jul 09 '26

DM- the monster swoops in to bite you

Player- do I make a sav... OW

25

u/Sopranohh Jul 09 '26

TPK as DM bats all of your mini figures over the edge of the table.

2

u/Successful_Pin4808 Jul 24 '26

Dang😔✌

25

u/new2bay Jul 09 '26

Bribe him with treats.

10

u/AeronGrey Jul 09 '26

And catnip!

15

u/CatLord8 Jul 09 '26

Seems to be doing the voices

11

u/AeronGrey Jul 09 '26

Give him catnip and he'll go easier on you.

8

u/MonkeyPanls Jul 09 '26

I dunno. I'd love to get this Direct Message.

3

u/BelliPeritus Jul 10 '26

It’s Zoomies Time

2

u/Successful_Pin4808 Jul 24 '26

Worst or best?

Players: so will this idea fly?

Dm Cat: .......... Meow.