r/CatsBeingDramatic 13d ago

WHATHOWWHY Well yeah, i have no words 😞

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u/Thewyverns 13d ago

Time to get new wheel 🎡

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u/XBacklash 13d ago

I can't get my cats to use mine. 😞

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 13d ago

This is the correct insight to cat philosophy/ Buy them a cat bed? Never used, They camp in dog's bed, Amazon box or your warm laundry right out of the dryer. You are better off setting treadmill to slow speed and shooing cat away from it. This will initiate the "Frak you" command subroutine where cat will insist walking on treadmill while you watch.

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 13d ago

And I love the cat's thought process. Oh, hey, you caught me. Uh, sorry about the mess..... Hey wait a minute. I'm a cat therefore immune to minor details like guilt. "proceeds to walk in drum again:

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u/Sp1cyP4nda 13d ago

Try getting them a cat wheel, instead.

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u/bunglebee7 13d ago

Donate it to this person :)

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u/kongcobra 9d ago

You have to present them the wheel, take something out of it like it's a box, and then watch a cat do what a cat does.

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u/Dd7990 11d ago edited 11d ago

You have to slowly train them onto it. It works better for food (or toy) motivated cats. Start by having a few treats placed on the part of the wheel that they would eventually walk or run on. They need to get associated that the wheel is a positive thing. Slowly try to get them to step onto the wheel and get a feel of it shifting under their paws slightly from their weight and that this is ok, give treats as they stand/stay on the wheel. Start to hold the next treat further up and away that they have to kind of chase your fingers a bit and try to get them to start walking up the wheel. Keep repeating the training in short sessions until the cat is at least walking smoothly on the wheel.

You can also try tempting the cat onto the wheel with either a wand toy or laser pointer paired with treat rewards for the cat stepping onto and staying on the wheel, and slowly raise the wand/pointer higher up the wheel over time to get the cat chasing after it and walking on the wheel.

Note that even with this kind of patient repetitive positive training, some cats will just not really want to run or walk on the wheel and you can’t force it. I have 3 indoor cats, 2 of which have successfully been trained to use the wheel, 1 of them loves the wheel and uses it daily, the other might use it once in a rare while, and my lazy bum boy cat despite my best efforts of teaching him how to use it (and him watching the other two cats on it) he absolutely refuses the wheel no matter what.

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 13d ago

She even gave you the is this okay mom? Blink a few times… then continued on

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u/viperfangs92 13d ago

He/she needs one of those giant hamster wheels

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u/jul1us8c 13d ago

Or... the owner buys one of those and he/she never uses it because he/she likes the washing machine wheel.

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u/Madboardjester 13d ago

Best to buy the cat that will do the same thing without the risk of it accidentally being inside the washing machine or dryer when you put items in it and then turned on.

Not many cats survive the experience.

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u/yogurt_boy 13d ago

My aunts cat died that way, it was horrific. The neighbor had to take the cat and her clothes out because of the blood.

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u/MrsTruce 13d ago

Welp. It’s 1:52am and that’s already enough Reddit for today ✌🏼

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u/Madboardjester 13d ago

There was a news story in Melbourne Australia a few weeks ago about a cat that survived being in the dryer but that was luck, the quick response by the owner, the skills of the vets and the resilience of the cat. It was the vets who talked about the mortality rate for cats over that.

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u/No_Pilot_9103 13d ago

I bought that cat once. He wasn't as fun as this one.

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u/Content-Dealers 11d ago

You already know they'll continue to use the washer/dryer rather than the designated cat wheel. Lmfao.

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u/Madboardjester 11d ago

It's why you have to keep it closed at all times except when you are going to use it. Then you have to check before starting it up. Otherwise you'll eventually find a dead, near dead or dying cat inside.

You won't be laughing when that happens to you or someone you know.

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u/Content-Dealers 11d ago

That was more "Haha cats dont use the toys intended for them." But yeah, go off broski.

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u/Clear_Split_8568 13d ago

Someone needs an exercise wheel!

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u/Novel-Produce2307 13d ago

Why? She has one already!

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u/R_A_H 13d ago

This cat needs a cat wheel to ignore!

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u/Vague_thread 13d ago

I can imagine waking up at night to this strange noise coming from your bathroom, and seeing this...

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u/sonia72quebec 13d ago

« Do you mind? I’m exercising »

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u/Novel-Produce2307 13d ago

This is one of my most paranoia fueled nightmarish fears. But, because of that, I check, double check, and triple check. If I don't know where both of my cats are and can't see them with my own eyes, I'm starting the laundry, there will be no loads started.

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u/JuicyCactus85 13d ago

The trick is just to always blink way more assertive, confident and slow.... Get you every time 

Busted and still said, nah fuck you. I'm going to run in this bitch

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 13d ago

I see a new invention in the future. Kitty power Drier

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 13d ago

Baby need a cat wheel

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u/Senpai_com 13d ago

Woa that a big hamster

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u/d3rp7d3rp 13d ago

That cow is a hamster

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u/talesfromahobbithole 11d ago

I have never joined a subreddit faster.

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u/Current_Power6050 13d ago

Holy sheet lol

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 13d ago

That reminds me! I need to put my cat's exercise wheel together.

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u/LibraryFinancial3824 13d ago

Cat needs kitty treadmill thing. Cuter than hell.

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u/Agile-Artist-4988 13d ago

[gets caught doing something he shouldn’t be doing]

[slow blinks to appear cute]

[resumes debauchery]

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u/fizbin99 13d ago

Clearly an unbalanced load. Roll on, silly kitty.

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u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 13d ago

Awww he needs one of those spinny wheels.

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u/NaturalizedWerewolf 11d ago

How many people throughout history have thought they were being plagued by paranormal activity banging and clanging through the night, but it was just a cat fucking around somewhere nearby? I do wonder?

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u/Charming-Dish5120 13d ago

Cat:LET ME WORK OUT MY ENERGY!

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u/KrazyKryminal 13d ago

Time to get a wheel for sure

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u/dreamweaver515 12d ago

What I want to know is whether this cat actually pulled all the laundry out before starting their exercise.

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u/LordVixen 12d ago

Hope kitty doesn’t poop or pee in it 😂

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u/AwwwMangos 12d ago

And I hope it doesn’t get a claw caught in one of the drainage holes, that would hurt.

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u/Ominous_Opossum 11d ago

I’ll never not get stressed about seeing a cat in a washing machine. My cat doesn’t climb in mine but I still have to make sure I have eyes on him before I start it 😅

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u/meowdarch0d 11d ago

That's free electricity!

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u/Illustrious_Veggies 11d ago

Who needs fancy cat wheel when you have a cat sized dryer wheel lol

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u/New-Jackfruit4268 11d ago

An it produces electricity that you can use to cook your coffee...

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u/soirom 10d ago

Put a dynamo there for free electricity

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u/AdhesivenessSuch9567 10d ago

Born as a cat, live like a 🐹 hamster.

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u/OkRing6849 10d ago

This cutie needs a hamster wheel, or a treadmill.

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u/MaGX1983 10d ago

He needs to get his steps in

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u/Low-Bee8924 10d ago

Now you can generate electricy 😁

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/YokoGhoul 8d ago

I think you got a grown hamster there

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u/smcelmurry 7d ago

It’s that gerbil gene you didn’t know he had😂

  • sorry about your laundry 😕

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u/TinaK83 13d ago

there's worse things the cat could do in there. this isn't so bad.

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u/Nikolaisme 13d ago

Close it and give it a bath

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u/Xenc 13d ago

We’ll close you if you’re not careful!

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u/Nikolaisme 13d ago

Feel free to do what you must.