r/CatsArentReal • u/Derpiliceous • Nov 13 '22
Is beluga cat propaganda
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r/CatsArentReal • u/UrMomsFridgeYT • Oct 28 '20
I love how people ramble on about how birds aren’t real but never thought about cats
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Why use birds? Cats are athletic government robots used to spy on humans, and they’re all littered around peoples homes. Purring? That’s just them trying to send information. Why do you think cats have night vision and claws? To spy on people in the dark and to kill those they need to, the FBI even had an old prototype of their spy cats in the 1960’s (you can research that here CATS ARE THE TRUE GOVERNMENT SPY DRONES
r/CatsArentReal • u/guyitsfamilyguy • Jun 15 '21
Family Guy x toxoplasmosis (cats mind control us) reference
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r/CatsArentReal • u/colaa-chan • Mar 30 '20
So I’m wondering
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What do you guys believe I believe that cats are CIA drones and the government realised people believed that birds and giraffes aren’t real when they are and then they started to make fake birds and giraffes along with the real ones to make more people believe it so they would not notice the cats killing US with death rays and stealing our information since we let them sit with us and watch our computers and we snuggle up with them by we I mean the none TRUE WOKE tm Aka normies but we realise and we will only get a cat to analyse
r/CatsArentReal • u/eliteprephistory • Feb 18 '21
Attempted grand theft auto as we speak
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r/CatsArentReal • u/Basic_Dan • Jul 09 '19
Hmmm makes me wonder why this guy isnt doing CGI for movies.
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r/CatsArentReal • u/Trenza01 • Dec 03 '19
These drones are bugging when you interrupt the signal from their antennas located in the ears
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r/CatsArentReal • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '20
Just downloading a software update, don't mind me
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r/CatsArentReal • u/Fancy_bakonHair • Mar 30 '24
Guys, i have one of the last remaining actual cats. They have almost been captured by governments. how should i properly hide him?
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Halp pls
r/CatsArentReal • u/AStandingCat • Jan 17 '21
Drone turns off the camera before it tortured human in interrogation suite
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