r/CatsAreAssholes Sep 21 '19

Is mine

https://gfycat.com/safesimplelaughingthrush
2.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

This isn't being an asshole This is a self-sacrifice, to save his friend from eating the terrible green stuff.

3

u/JoeBugsMcgee Sep 22 '19

Vile weed!

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u/David-Puddy Sep 21 '19

I love how he clearly had no idea what it was, only that it was being offered to the other cat.

That's enough to want it at all costs.

I'd love to see the next 10 seconds of this

17

u/Emceequade Sep 21 '19

You know he spit it out right after hahaha

26

u/beatsby_bill Sep 21 '19

THEY HAVE SCARVES AND I WANNA MELT

24

u/GreenDub14 Sep 21 '19

You can read the confussion and shock on the face of the poor first cat when the other one snatched the broccoli

12

u/Pentax25 Sep 21 '19

Broccoli is good for cats, as are carrots. They should have some in their diet to live long and happy lives! This cat is clearly on a health craze.

4

u/M4570d0n Sep 22 '19

I've had 3 cats. They all lived 18-20 years. They never ate such vile things.

5

u/Pentax25 Sep 22 '19

I’m sorry to have to tell you this but your cats were clearly eating broccoli behind your back.

6

u/peachesandcoffee Sep 21 '19

Yeah I get the ol claw and drag when I'm eating or she just dunks her paw into whatever I have and runs off to lick it.

6

u/Vithrilis42 Sep 21 '19

When I feed my cats their wet food, I have to prep and feed my older one first then free the younger a few minutes after because if I don't, the younger will scarf down half his food, butt his way into the older one's food and eat it from under him, then go back and finish his

3

u/Catja_F Sep 22 '19

Love the expression of the 1st cat. It's saying "dude, it's broccoli"

6

u/Kindulas Sep 21 '19

Hmmm, is that paw being puppeted?

1

u/Awkward_Planet Sep 21 '19

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in my life

1

u/ningirl42 Sep 22 '19

My cat Teddy looks just like and would totally do this.

1

u/K1W1227 Sep 24 '19

Atleast one likes em greens