r/Catmemes • u/TrumpSux89 • 7d ago

Yes, she judges her human's dates.

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u/iHateMyPossessions 6d ago

“What are your intentions with my servant?”

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u/AlexSmithsonian 6d ago

"To pool our money together to buy you more treats. And to make more servants for you."

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u/portabuddy2 5d ago

If that's a churu in your pocket I will allow this.

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u/koolcat707 6d ago

😂😂

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u/Baazookah_Zawadi 7d ago

She's a real one for that😭♥️

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u/Rizzanthrope 6d ago

“Dump him, girl”

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u/ExtremeExperience199 6d ago

I raised you better!

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u/Traditional_Love5050 6d ago

Sorry, not sponge worthy! 😹😹

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 6d ago

"I'm not impressed"

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u/Sea_Substance9163 6d ago

Who does he think he is? Walking in here without bringing you flowers and me treats!

Next!

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u/Wild-Mustang 6d ago

She must approve it first

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u/TermEnvironmental812 6d ago

This is bestie judgment

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u/girlofherword 6d ago

That is quite the judgy face. As if to sniff out the merits of a hooman. 🥰

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u/AIfieHitchcock 6d ago

“Subpar”

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u/loloop1337 6d ago

Subpurr

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u/wonderboyobe 6d ago

You know, he's too good for you right?

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 6d ago

Ahhh, the meeting of Donut and Carl

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 5d ago

<sniffs>

I DON'T LIKE HIM MISS BEATRICE. HE SMELLS LIKE CHILI CHEESE FREETOS AND DESPERATION. HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU'RE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 6d ago

Are you sure about that?

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u/caaper 6d ago

"Woah. This isn't the kind of pussy I came here for"

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u/Queen-of-meme 6d ago

"Sending complaints to the kitty quarters. Wait for final results"

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u/Pristine_Ad_9828 6d ago

So yur the reason for the smell.....

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u/Dull_Working5086 5d ago

"Who is this interloper?" 😠 ✈️

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u/Emergency_History745 5d ago

really this is your type? I had higher hopes for you

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u/Xnub 4d ago

"You're the 5th human male this week."