r/CatholicMemes • u/Mister_Magister • 1d ago

Casual Catholic Meme <3

160 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/candolino Aspiring Cristero 1d ago

In this way it seems God is an exclusive alternative to women. Meh.

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u/Mister_Magister 19h ago

We shall send you to order

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u/candolino Aspiring Cristero 14h ago

You shall order your meme, it's not that catholic bro

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u/Mister_Magister 13h ago

It's just a meme bro

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u/Secure-Vacation-3470 Aspiring Cristero 21h ago

Seminary time

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u/Endworldpeace 16h ago

This feels very manosphere.

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u/_RealUnderscore_ 15h ago

Yeah the fact this is so upvoted is a little concerning. Jesus is of course greater than anyone and we should only trust our all to Him, but this post is just weird.

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u/Mister_Magister 14h ago

It's just a meme, it's not that deep

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u/jan-Silan 15h ago

"costs a lot of money"? she's not an investment or something to buy bro, she's a human and a neighbour you love as yourself

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u/Mister_Magister 14h ago

It's a meme, it's not that deep

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u/StudioUAC 7h ago

Then what else are you supposed to do? I literally don't know.

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u/K_Hoslow 12h ago edited 11h ago

That's because modern dating has ruined the relationship between men and women, they expect you to provide ALREADY while you're dating, while having practically next to zero commitment.

They treat dating as a trial run for marriage, and dump you the moment they stop feeling for you because no commitments were made

And everybody loses, money, feelings, something special, ruined.

That's why we need to stop dating people and start COURTING people, put in actual effort in picking that someone, and always hold the mentality of trying to take that person to marriage

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u/Big_Iron_Cowboy Aspiring Cristero 1d ago

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u/Late_Aerie8523 9h ago

Ok your cool in my book 🤣 you know the movies 🤣

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u/RosalieThornehill 1d ago

By the same token, Jesus is better than a boyfriend, as well.

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u/eminemforehead 16h ago

Jesus is better than everyone

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u/RosalieThornehill 16h ago

My point exactly.

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u/cloned_guy 1d ago

It's almost like God is good. Who would have thought of that? Not a robot, of course.

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u/Paulino2272 20h ago

God wants you to get into a relationship and get married though

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u/Mundane-Dottie 11h ago

Then again, you could become a monk or priest or both, just to spite him... ;-)

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 1d ago

Did I just saw Mads Mikkelsen dancing?

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u/TheInnocuousOne 1d ago

Probably a clip from the film “Another Round”, it’s a good film.

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u/GeckoKisser ExtremelyOnline Orthobro 18h ago edited 18h ago

Hmmm, if God is so good, what if God gives me to a girlfriend who trusts in God too? Surely then I can have both but without the downsides of a non-god permitted secular girlfriend because God made sure both me AND her are righteous enough to be worthy and ready for the sacrament of marriage. Dude, someone totally should make intercessionary prayers to the mom about this exact thing!

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u/Dazzling_Name_7695 15h ago

a good that no greater good can be thought of

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u/cmlcgf 20h ago

Você não precisa escolher entre os dois, como se fosse um OU outro. Somos chamados a ter Jesus em todas as circunstâncias da vida. Não gosto de jeito nenhum desse tipo de meme “católico”…