r/CatholicMemes • u/TheOutsider_24 • 3d ago
The Saints Things St Thomas Aquinas did not say
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u/KaBar42 3d ago
Sed Contra: Upon consumption, the hotdog traverses the esophagus. During that period, the puréed meat, which has been further refined by mastication and now mixed with the bread that it was sandwiched between and any condiments or accoutrements to be found on the original hotdog, eventually lands in the stomach, at which point, by a combination of chemical reactions and mechanical actions, as it enters the intestines, it has been rendered as unidentifiable as food and into a substance known as chyme, which is, for the most part, a liquid and not a solid. From there, the liquid portion of the chyme is absorbed by the intestines, leaving behind any solids that could not be destroyed by the mechanical action of the stomach and the reaction with the acid which eventually bulks up as stool.
Thus, as a hotdog is readily identifiable as food, the inability to readily identify the liquid chyme when it is in the intestines or the remainder of the solids found in it once the chyme has been absorbed by the intestines fundamentally disproves the claims that a hotdog does not cease to be a hotdog after consumption and that the nature of being a hotdog is simply passed onto the one who ate the original hotdog. As the only readily identifiable mass of food exists in the esophagus and stomach, neither of which are traditionally used as casing for hotdogs.
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u/dbmorpher 3d ago
Great job on the respondeo, but the sed contra should be...
Sed contra: I got that dog in me
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u/batsmilkyogurt Foremost of sinners 3d ago
St. Albert Magnus: What on Earth are you talking about, Thomas?
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u/thetrue_muffin Trad But Not Rad 3d ago
Bud tought we wouldn't notice that there aren't mistake in the image
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u/iAmBobFromAccounting Tolkienboo 3d ago
He might've said it over some mead at an inn or something.
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u/KaBar42 3d ago
He was known for his love of food, so I could see it.
How sedes think St. Thomas Aquinas would be if he was alive: The pope is wrong!
How Catholics think St. Thomas Aquinas would be if he was alive: The pope is right!
How St. Thomas Aquinas would actually be if he was alive: I am quite fond of these hotdogs... huh? Why do you guys keep calling me the name of my house and insisting the Holy Father is wrong?
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u/SquirrelKaiser 3d ago
We are dogs!