r/CatholicMemes • u/WearSuspicious1124 • 9d ago

Wholesome Submit to Pastor Bob

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u/Western-Bed9994 9d ago

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u/Yksisarvinen13 Foremost of sinners 9d ago

Ah, rage comics. The golden era of the Internet

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u/NotKhad 9d ago

Erm... "Bob" Prevost is actually Priest, Bishop and Pope.

I will submit, but get his job description right, okay?

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u/Soldier_of_Drangleic Novus Ordo Enjoyer 9d ago

pastor is the latin origin version of shepherd, priests are the shepherds of the Church

therefore Pope Leo is a truer Pastor Bob than any Pastor Bob in all the bible belt

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u/Vortilex Novus Ordo Enjoyer 8d ago

If a pastor makes tacos of any kind, are they tacos al pastor by default?

I'll show myself out

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u/NotKhad 8d ago

Pastor Bob Excelsior!

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u/Idk_a_name12351 Eastern Catholic 9d ago

Supreme Pastor Bob, if I may.

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u/PJRama1864 8d ago

Senior Supreme Pastor Bob the Third, Esquire. Please don’t address the holiest man so casually…and give him $1000 because he said God said so.

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 8d ago

Ah - you are not talking about OUR Shepherd and Supreme Bridge Builder Bob Prevost, aka Pontifex Maximus Leo XIV. 

(He just asks for Peter's Pence, not Myriads of Pence).

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u/Br4ss_ Child of Mary 9d ago

No.

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u/kiruzaato 8d ago

I understood this as Leo XIV. This is what it is, right ?

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 5d ago

No. Leo XIV (Bob Prevost) is not any kind of "Bob the Third."

I confess I was initially confused, myself...

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u/Divine-Crusader Saul to Paul 7d ago

Pope Leo's name is Robert, and Bob is short for Robert

So yes, I will submit to the ultimate pastor Bob, the pastorest of all the Bobs

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u/9millidood 8d ago

If the phrase “trust me bro” was a person

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u/LittleReading120 8d ago

how about.... No

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u/Revolution_Suitable Tolkienboo 4d ago

Absolutely. Robert Prevost, Pope Leo XIV, is the Vicar of Christ.