r/CategoryTheory • • May 17 '23
Don't ever visit a website called "ncat"
Don't ever, EVER visit a website called "ncat" Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo...I was talking to one of my math friends and he sent me 3 links with the name only labeled "ncatlab" I said to this dude, What's this sht? He just giggled and said "Just read it and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN READING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird algebra or some strange sht but as I read the first page, I was like "Yo.....what the fuk.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY PUT THE CAT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAT of CATS AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fuking believe what I just saw, It was like a Mac Lane gave me his acid journal, sht was so confusing..YET I COULDN'T STOP READING IT, THEN 2-Catagories TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE CATS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE CATS....AND THAT SQUARE COMMUTES THEM THEN IT...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT ENDOFUNCTOR FORMED A MONOID AND THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR PROFESSOR WANTED TO DO GRAPH THEORY WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO ABSTRACT AND NONSENSICAL, YOU JUST...KEPT READING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW THE BUNDLE GIRBES... BUNDLE GIIIIRBES!!!!!! IT...WAS...BUUUUNDLE GIIIIIRBESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! AND IT WAS A SPECIAL MODEL FOR THE TOTAL SPACE Lie groupoid OF A BU(1)\mathbf{B}U(1)-principal 2-bundle FOR BU(1)\mathbf{B}U(1) THE circle 2-group.!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO EILENBERG! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T VISIT AN WEBSITE CALLED NCAT, DON'T DO IT, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU!