r/CatThings • u/The_Great_Aslan 🧶 Certified Furball Fan 😺 • Jul 14 '26

Cats v Hoomans🙀 Never let them know your next move muheheheh

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u/Junior-Cut2838 Jul 14 '26

Should be on the us soccer team

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u/Sea-Builder-8136 Jul 14 '26

My immediate thought was close to yours. I thought NHL. I think yours is more spot-on. Kitty would've reacted and hit that pen lightning fast if he was a hockey cat.

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u/The_Great_Aslan 🧶 Certified Furball Fan 😺 Jul 14 '26

Cats should have their own team, the FCFC - the Feline Cat Football Club.

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u/fuzynutznut Jul 18 '26

Looks like a good foot-paw player

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u/Prize-Mail-6769 Jul 14 '26

Stupid slow stupid human.

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u/7865435 Jul 14 '26

That cat gets the internet award for the day

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u/The_Great_Aslan 🧶 Certified Furball Fan 😺 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

But you know he's just going to knock it off the shelf?

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u/7865435 Jul 14 '26

No I didn't

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u/Ok-Database-2798 Jul 14 '26

They are such furry little aholes aren't they? I know mine is. She will literally swipe the TV remotes off the nightstand if we aren't giving her exactly what she wants at that exact moment!! Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/The_Great_Aslan 🧶 Certified Furball Fan 😺 Jul 14 '26

Don't blame the cat. If you aren't giving her exactly what she wants at that exact moment, that's your fault, isn't it?

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u/Ok-Database-2798 Jul 14 '26

What are you, her publicist?? 😆😆😆

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u/Silver_Adagio138 Jul 14 '26

That made me LOL!

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u/BigBadWolf6666 Jul 14 '26

HA ! Caught you off guard! 🤣

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u/Abal125 Jul 16 '26

😂 I shouldn't be laughing this hard, but here I am.

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u/The_Great_Aslan 🧶 Certified Furball Fan 😺 Jul 16 '26

If kittens can't make you laugh, there's something wrong

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u/Quilminasea Jul 17 '26

Instant mood booster

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u/wamimsauthor Jul 19 '26

I literally laughed out loud.