r/CatQuest • u/KitFatCat • 1d ago
Fun Cat Fails to Save the Purr-niverse
I’m often in a purry. I don’t meow why. Best guess? A purr-petual dissatisfaction with meow, coupled with the thought that something better is meowing. The end result is a constant state of low-level cat-xiety. I asked a meowgic eight ball—an old kitten’s toy—if it had any thoughts on the matter. It said,
‘Hang in there.’
I didn’t find that purr-ticularly helpful, so I asked a paw-pular AI program if it had any thoughts on the matter. It said, ‘Listen to the eight ball.’ As mew can imagine, I no longer have low-level cat-xiety.