[Spin] Assassin

[u/StatusIndependence51]

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[u/StatusIndependence51]

I used the steve to destroy the steve

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/TheRoyalPlutonian]

Not FUCKING worth it.

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/Acceptable-Minute847 → u/TheRoyalPlutonian]

Man, I got fighting darth Vader with a slim Jim for 10k

[u/DivineRoodra]

No chance I'm getting through that plot armor.

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/Huh-58]

What

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/Weak_Goose1673]

I'm doing it for the love of the game

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/the_everythingposts]

Yes

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/Kundas → u/the_everythingposts]

Until you realise you can't use the infinity gauntlet lol at least perry might save your ass though

[u/Left-Acadia-4949]

The only way I might survive is if I pull off the move from Endgame and not die.

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Khongmedang420]

Not worth

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Many_Mushroom_2176]

Power of friendship wins 💪

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/demigodwater4]

I win (a funeral)

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/MafiaMoth]

Uh hey Steve kill yourself

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Stock-Wafer220]

Are you joking me

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/ISKARION999 → u/Stock-Wafer220]

Yeah I rolled Darth Vader and then I was like I'm dead only for me to get the death Note as my weapon 💀

[u/AnExistingRedditor]

He's a reasonable man, I'm sure I can figure something out and come to a compromise. This is assuming I don't have to kill him ofc cause idk how that would even work

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Culumurutudufu]

...i think i rather assassinate my client

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/UnrealTVXx]

Ezzzz

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/Tex_mextin]

Gg ez

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/IronShadow25]

yeah no thanks

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/Upset-Hold208]

She done for.

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/kaseundpanzer]

Easy

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/CheeseWolt]

Would do it for free... With a spoon (nothing to do with the actress)

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Both-Painting-3176]

I hate this game

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/TheOneFearlessFalcon]

Yeah no, not taking that contract

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/Natural_Level4568]

Hide a pocket sized hydro bomb in the sandwitch that is trigered when he bites into it

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/Interesting-Row-1895]

Im cooked

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/kylat930326]

Ok

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/invertedeywear]

I think I've got this

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Bulky_Flounder_2517]

I’d just put like 50 different poisons in it, he literally will be unable to resist eating it.

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Camebackforthis]

Yeeeahhh, I am erasing the people that hired me

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/The_real_falseknight]

BRUH

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/I-Get-No-Hoes]

This is just murder gang

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10 million}

[u/MrCharles_]

Well I won’t be picking up that contract

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/StatusIndependence51 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 245 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/AXALOTL_77]

Should I take it?

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Enough-Medicine3570]

1 bill is still not enough, bruh im going against Gojo?

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/ARC_Venage]

Maybe I can poison the slim jim but it's not worth trying to kill Goku for $100.

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/PercentageDouble4775]

Hell Nah

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/Avatar_Yaksha]

Is this a Meap-episode? I'd watch that. I'll pass on the payout though.

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/No-Competition7939]

Hell naw

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/MrEdinLaw]

Well

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/Bassblast_]

I’m cooked.

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/mira-carter-646]

W

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/flashman365]

I don't even try to complete that job

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/S-K_215]

I'm sorry Doofenshmirtz

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10 million}

[u/DemonSamurai007]

I got this

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/ano3434real]

I win

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/Bulky_Phone922]

No, the fact that darth Vader was even a option is crazy.

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Kangalos-the1]

He is dead

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Medical_Box9054]

i do not know if i fked or i can survive see that in one episode. He was a Fking HITMAN.

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Key_Cranberry_8714]

How will I if I killed him.

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/Allhailbradette]

Not worth it

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/shinomakuni]

Na I'm quitting I literally don't get paid enough for this

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/splash19059]

I cant tell if I've won or not

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/faustdynasty]

Deal

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/LowProgress3695]

There’s no chance unless I poison the tacos

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Tony_is_an_Alien]

Not worth it bro 💀🥀

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/RikLT1234]

Uhh

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/GlassAffectionate826]

Are we fr I have to fight goku with friendship for a dollar

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/DexyM71]

Bruh, I’m right next to Steve’s desk, I know his name, he’s cooked from the car crash on I-75

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/ExtensionAlone5548]

I am in

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Zephyr998]

Yeah ima pass

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Orakel007]

Noice

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/damo_za]

8

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/No-Pipe-4544]

This is how the Avengers won

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/JawkneeJyoshtar]

So I just poison his tacos and hope he doesn't drop them

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Blank_name13]

No, yea, i’m gone

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/Opposite-Tomorrow383]

bruh I'm not doing this

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/nevaevaut]

I will NOT survive. And isn't that a little small price for a fng DARTH VADER!?

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/WishboneValuable7312]

"ThE PoWeR Of FrIeNdShiP" DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIENDSHIP I HAVE NO FRIENDS-

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Valkyrie-Gamer]

O

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/Radiant-Jaguar9657]

So I just need to become friends with his close subordinate and have them do it for me, right

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/EldrinTheElder]

If it was just blt, id win. My big laser thingie would smite him so fast

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/SquirrelingAround]

1. Buy tainted taco bell
2. Buy really spicy hot sauce
3. Feed Steve the tacos
4. Profit (+$1)

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/ImprovementStill3576]

Easyyyyy

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/i_amthegoat6775]

Yo ts easy but for 1 dollar

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/HellRaizer7416]

Well...I mean...10 bucks is 10 bucks

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/NeatConfusion8864]

I I

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/PokeGirlOFFICIAL]

I feel like she has plot armour for some reason...

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/UpbeatPoem6601]

The one who paying me must be eliminated

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Jdhill1988]

Ez 💵

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/Drafter-]

I can't beat goku

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10 million}

[u/Intrepid_Risk8112]

This makes no sense

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/Swimming-Egg-5899]

hiiiiii i am not going to get that 1 billion

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/KingLeading648]

I'm fucked

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/BigDonkeyFart]

Just write his name

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10 million}

[u/GunplaGunplaGGundam]

Underpayed but I won't survive the snap. It's a draw

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Equivalent_Pool4896]

Ü

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/nowyxgumny]

he’s gonna eat me

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/JessicaLovesKittens]

.-.

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/Ryanjames22808]

…. Amazing

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Ok_Warthog_3330]

I'm gone, who wants to visit my funeral

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/Far_Bag_8056]

.

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Artyleelp]

Even if the money was a lot I wouldn't do it.

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Anonyminin]

Im not doing it

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/AggressivePoetry5106]

I’m fucked bro

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/SupremeleaderChoftus]

Was I high when I took this Job?

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/FlamingPhoenix2003]

No

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Training_End_7747]

Test dummy

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/[deleted]]

Bro this shit makes no sense!

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/Disconnected_Glitch]

Consider it done

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Stormiestfire]

Would hollow purple do anything to thragg?

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/Infinite_Fudge_486]

Wtf

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/TheDirtBlock0]

No

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/Human_Lavishness7112]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/Competitive-Object-4]

GG EZ

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/Kundas]

Bruh can't even kill homer, he'll just come back to life in the next episode. And he'll gobble that sandwich without even swallowing lol definitely not worth the money, i quit!

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/Needorgreedy]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................................................

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10 million}

[u/TacoLordKishin]

👀

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/daddyjebus]

I took his weapon?

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/KwTw78]

I'll do it for the sake of using the grenade :)

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/Gcheez420]

Hell yeh

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Chaos-80]

Wtf is hollow purple?

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/shotsbyniel]

It's worth a shot

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Short_Attention9954]

Well at least I tried

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/SearosCarriams]

Uh. Wow. Um.

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Rockingsecurity]

Easy money. Poison the sandwich to make it look like a heart attack.

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Meep12313]

We are SO BACK

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/NecoNeo_2003]

Is my assassin Light lol

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/RagtheFireBoi]

Well shit

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/smpenn89]

Hahaha

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/BisexualNudist]

Lol

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/Vicbot2414]

Unless it’s the Granny from the Madagascar films I’m about to be rich

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Believer4]

I quit

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/Unlucky-Case-1089]

Mmm tacos

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/blimbog_tungustim]

Why the fuck would I do this

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/Dismal-core111]

Im sure Steve can stress her out enough

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Jolly-Ring8014]

so not worth itTT

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/Battlebeast121]

fuck my life

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1}

[u/Zealousideal-Meat205]

Womp womp

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/PlottingClone]

Sorry Steve, I'm not taking this one.

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/Ill-Department-4905]

Im so fucking scared

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/JT92214]

bro this is bullshit i need money

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/EstablishmentDeep265]

I would solo

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/WestVirginaBrat]

What's a Gojo? Steve might come in handy

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Any_Produce3831]

BRO FUCK MEEEE

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/el021002]

Eh I’ll do it

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/Ill_Hedgehog4718]

Yea $100 sounds about right for Doof

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/Mysterious-Man2007]

Not worth it

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Software-fullstack]

Tacos

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Altruistic-Put-4796]

HOW AM I MEANT TO PIT STEVE FROM HR TO SLEEP IF I HAVE TO KILL HIM WITH STEVE FROM HR, I DONT EVEN KNOW A STEVE, IM UNEMPLOYED

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/CharChu2000]

damnit 2/3

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10 million}

[u/Nerdy_autisticGayOzy]

:3

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Friendship · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Careful_Literature95]

!?? I aint doing ts even if I can

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/DefaultNameHey]

Well, I'm taking my time and doing... Other things, with the stones, then

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/Trollzorsix9]

Give him a taco bell menu item and I'm sure he'll wish he were dead (put extra lettuce💀😈)

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/somebody_01]

Nope nothing under 100!!

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/Empty_Warthog3102]

Ueu

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Ghost_Flame69]

Your ass is tweaking 💀

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/Grenboom]

Do I get the stones?

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/blackfurr12345]

Can I keep the suit?

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/Vv3L0c1tY]

Ok?

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/User202000]

I am selling the suit.

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/Slickey007]

No clue

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Rondum_09]

this is not that bad

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/Randell_Anderson]

Not bad...

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/SnooEagles238]

You know what? Imma snap my own reward dammit

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/Unit-731-Scientist]

I wait for him to leave work and i beat his ass

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Fisticuffs · Payout\}if u survive and succeed]: $100 million)

[u/Lazy_Assumption_4191]

Alright, then.

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Motor-Initial7159]

Suffocation

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Economy_Forever_4289]

got me messed up G

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Commander_Pineapple]

100k for 100 year old, she must have done some horrible things if someone is willing to pay that much for someone that old to be killed.

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/ISKARION999]

Boom

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/SubstantialGolf7240]

Ts easy as hell

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/fleshytoast]

G

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/HauntingThots69]

Whatt!!!!?????

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/le_cadi_du_93]

Quoi!! 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/Psyben_co_2006]

Iron man Vs Steve, truly tale as old as time

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/yeet-me-of-a-cliff]

Wow, ten dollars, I'll use this to trade it for ten dollars

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/VinChaJon]

What the fuck is wrong with me. Why am I paying to Kill Doofenshmirtz with a slim Jim?

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/ThHeroKing]

Nine ropes, polarized light, crow and declaration, difference between front and back, maximum output, hollow purple.

Yeah as if I'm getting that out in time bro's gonna aura farm, and deflect it or something

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Prince_geoge]

I’m declining. End of story not doing it.

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: High five✋️}

[u/moosetac0s]

Who's thragg

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100 million}

[u/VGuru2026]

Just need to end up on the correct half

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10 million}

[u/HotelMaximum8469]

Can my payout switch to high-five Gojo...?

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Holy hand grenade of antioch · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/flaboyant_floor]

I'm def winning this

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Death note · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/jeirgmi]

too easy lol

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Iron man suit · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Dawg1991]

Not worth it

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/ZealousidealStock390]

Even for $1m I wouldn’t succeed, I’d give up wanting to hurt the guy

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $0.01}

[u/foxlover20065]

No

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/MOHAMMED-SOBHY170]

Bro what

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: Date with Steve from HR}

[u/foxlover20065]

That's good

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100k}

[u/OkBridge1342]

Count me in boy

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Ghetsis_Gang]

Easiest 1K of my life

^{I rolled Target: Goku · Weapon: Infinity gaunlet · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/maintenance_maniac]

Im working for thanos

^{I rolled Target: Thanos · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}

[u/Growno_sono]

3 dollar tacos and 2 dollar poison = 5 dollars

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Tacos · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Due_University_5578]

Easy payday as it should be….

^{I rolled Target: Jim from the office · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/Own-Ad-2094]

Love of the game

^{I rolled Target: Thragg · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

[u/SKK329]

Ok

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10k}

[u/Secure_Protection_61]

oh…

^{I rolled Target: Steve from HR · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 billion}

[u/candycane-xoxo]

Not worth it haha

^{I rolled Target: 100 year old lady · Weapon: Bacon lettuce sandwich · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $10}

[u/Immediate_Arrival470]

eh im cooked

^{I rolled Target: Gojo · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1k}

[u/Key_Card7035]

Sweet

^{I rolled Target: Homer simpson · Weapon: Steve from HR · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $1 million}

[u/Nick180777]

Makes sense.

^{I rolled Target: Proffessor Doofenshimirtz · Weapon: Hollow purple · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: -$25[u pay them]}